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 作者  robatas (雁過拔毛)                                   站內  StupidClown 
 標題  [無言] 打字要注意orz                                                   
 時間  Thu Apr 11 09:57:44 2013                                               
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一日

我在網路購買了某樣東西

在交易結束後

用msn和賣家確認付款方式



賣家:『您可以選擇繳費方式』



我:『你能活到付款嗎?』  (貨到付款)


就在我驚覺不小心打錯字的同時..






賣家:『.....我盡量.....別太久喔....』





真是好賣家XD?



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推 ps20012001:XDDDD...好堅強..                                     04/11 10:05
推 blackstorm:XDDDD                                                04/11 10:10
推 POOHw:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                      04/11 10:11
推 a86462848:賣家有點害怕XDDDD                                     04/11 10:15
→ kang90040:(抱歉推文CD中) .....請問原PO是要生利息給她是嗎(哈哈   04/11 10:24
推 egriax:haha XD                                                  04/11 10:36
推 sldwbb:我笑了  哈哈哈Y                                          04/11 10:36
推 papaya2002:關鍵字MSN 登登登                                     04/11 10:46
推 supreme2325:XD                                                  04/11 10:50
推 reddede:哈哈差點噴飯                                            04/11 11:30
推 Orfeel:這賣家XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD               04/11 11:32
推 yoNELLY84:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈                                        04/11 11:35
推 nrma:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 戳中我笑點                       04/11 11:36
推 muchacha13:哈哈哈哈哈                                           04/11 11:37
→ icexfox:買家語帶威脅賣家XDDDD                                   04/11 11:38
推 fishchin:賣家人真好                                             04/11 11:39
推 librabook:.....我笑出來了XD                                     04/11 11:41
推 kitty830504:賣家人真好XDDD                                      04/11 11:41
推 tylerfirst:賣家好心酸XDDDDDD                                    04/11 11:45
→ j31089120000:有趣                                               04/11 11:48
推 Halleluiah:哈哈哈 笑死我了                                      04/11 11:51
推 PILICATCAT:賣家:這樣商品可能沒保固期限喔!                      04/11 11:51
推 gingling:XDDDDD                                                 04/11 11:51
推 oqangeloq:賣家好萌                                              04/11 11:52
推 tawi:5樓試賣家                                                  04/11 11:53
推 angelshao:笑倒 哈哈哈                                           04/11 11:55
推 w660:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                          04/11 11:59
推 agixrdl2003:人家賣東西好好的幹嘛威脅他 XD                       04/11 12:00
推 Rioder:賣家反應頗有趣!                                         04/11 12:05
推 azusa0120:哈哈哈哈大推  笑慘                                    04/11 12:11
推 love11011222:有笑有推哈哈哈哈                                   04/11 12:12
推 jiashiu:賣家好可愛XDDDDDDDDDD                                   04/11 12:14
推 twicekuai:我第一次明白什麼叫憋笑的痛苦阿~~XDDD                  04/11 12:17
→ k382214:哈哈哈哈哈哈                                            04/11 12:23
推 jhj914:這是威脅XD                                               04/11 12:25
推 andyboy0428:賣家:生意真難做...                                  04/11 12:28
→ a75267462007:賣家:小本生意.....有需要威脅嗎?                  04/11 12:32
→ Rainbow1014:哈哈                                                04/11 12:34
推 muqwerty:賣家回應好好校XD                                       04/11 12:34
推 muhaha63:好好笑XDDDDD                                           04/11 12:34
→ linyap:賣家: (深呼吸) 現在做生意還要被威脅....泣                04/11 12:35
推 qaz2230:哈哈哈哈超蠢XDDDDDD                                     04/11 12:36
推 bobbysoxer:不推怎麼行!!                                         04/11 12:45
推 mimihare:笑到肚子好痛   天啊                                    04/11 12:47
推 yamakimiko:我快笑死了哈哈哈哈哈                                 04/11 12:49
推 PeiQQ:這篇害我邊吃飯邊憋笑好痛苦啊!!!!                          04/11 12:49
推 aaa1924a4:賣家 XDDDDDDD                                         04/11 12:51
→ u58i2000:我笑了XDDDDDD                                          04/11 12:54
推 mich2270:好賣家XDDDDDDD                                         04/11 13:00
推 Seirra:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                     04/11 13:02
推 Seirra:靠邀我笑翻                                               04/11 13:05
推 tktk1212:被戳中笑點XD                                           04/11 13:12
推 likeselina:賣家:我只是想賣東西QQ                                04/11 13:26
推 WuWu99:笑到飆淚..XD                                             04/11 13:28
推 eddieada:XD                                                     04/11 13:29
推 sillywhoever:XDDDDDDDDDD 幹嘛威脅人家!!!                        04/11 13:30
推 keeyah:笑死wwww                                                 04/11 13:33
推 sosidarane:上課憋笑...真痛苦..                                  04/11 13:45
→ ul6na:XDDDDDDDDD                                                04/11 13:50
推 wwe273970:希望賣家長生不老                                      04/11 13:51
推 chshsnail:蠢弊了XDDDDDDDDD                                      04/11 13:54
推 yuki020505:圖書館憋笑中 好痛苦 XDDD                             04/11 14:02
推 ath5566:XDDDDDDDD                                               04/11 14:07
推 cokellen:XD                                                     04/11 14:09
推 skotxy:哈哈哈活到付款 哈哈哈哈哈 我大笑                         04/11 14:17
推 j1125387:賣家也太幽默XDD                                        04/11 14:19
推 kop5236:賣家好心酸XDD                                           04/11 14:23
→ info2000:賣家整個暈啊                                           04/11 14:28
推 Carrelcosmic:要活到付款的是買家吧~賣家需要的是活到收到錢        04/11 14:28
→ vm6ru8qo4:N(讟(讟N)哈哈你看看你                       04/11 14:31
推 maximal:你能活到付款嗎? XD                                     04/11 14:32
推 ocew2546:快笑死了XDDDDDD                                        04/11 14:36
推 Seirra:可以解釋成"你能活到我付款嗎?"                            04/11 14:38
推 chumua:XD賣家神委屈                                             04/11 14:39
推 LeonieChen:笑了XDDDD                                            04/11 14:43
推 ortaffa:XDDDDDDDDDDD,好好笑                                     04/11 14:54
推 fenghoho:XDDDDDDDD 賣家抖了一下                                 04/11 15:00
推 cheeshan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                   04/11 15:06
→ chunning1202:推賣家好EQXDDD                                     04/11 15:07
推 JOJOttt:後勁好強XDDDDD                                          04/11 15:07
推 kxt251244:賣家為了要收妳的款項,要堅強地活下去啊!XDDDDDDD      04/11 15:24
推 loveyukiss:哈哈好好笑                                           04/11 15:25
推 AixStyle:haha                                                   04/11 15:33
推 chun25486:……XDDD                                              04/11 15:35
推 chopper0724:哈哈哈賣家好心酸                                    04/11 15:38
推 pipi511183:原PO活太久賣家會很煩惱嗎XDD                          04/11 15:38
→ yangttee:好可愛啊XDDD....                                       04/11 15:39
→ pipi511183:阿看反了XD                                           04/11 15:39
推 ghostpunk:救命啊~笑死我                                         04/11 15:43
推 Nereid4230:盡量嚕...別讓賣家等太久嘿!!!                         04/11 15:43
推 ning80712:超好笑XDDDDDDDD                                       04/11 15:44
推 niki0kings:我笑了好久XDDDD                                      04/11 15:45
推 addynick:好賣家(認證 XDDDDDD                                    04/11 15:47
推 easy0807:XD                                                     04/11 15:48
推 no821010:XDDDDDDD                                               04/11 15:49
→ thepolarstar:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 太逗了這賣家>/////<             04/11 15:50
推 zoeforce:朝聖                                                   04/11 15:51
推 BarbieBear:哈哈哈哈哈XD                                         04/11 15:52
推 evilplayer:XD                                                   04/11 15:53
推 MIALOVE:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                    04/11 15:55
推 allen225:笑了! 幽默的賣家阿 !!                                  04/11 15:55
→ mpcb:醫生: 你還剩下三個月 有什麼要做的快做一做 賣家:該催收款了  04/11 16:01
推 iceking162:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                       04/11 16:01
推 smallamy:朝聖~~好可愛啊XDDD...                                  04/11 16:07
推 meiyue:戳中我笑點了哈哈哈哈                                     04/11 16:08
推 jana61630:哈哈哈哈哈                                            04/11 16:12
推 bosses:哈哈哈哈 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                         04/11 16:17
推 alala7511:小拔毛好逗趣                                          04/11 16:17
推 MSilence:XDDDDD                                                 04/11 16:19
→ newjackle:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                       04/11 16:20
推 ismiumiu:賣家:我只是小本生意你有必要這樣 Q___Q?                04/11 16:25
推 xsquared:XDDDD                                                  04/11 16:25
推 jennydyj:賣家:好可怕......OoO(礞) XDDDDDDDDDDD                04/11 16:27
推 k15464:賣家好幽默 哈哈哈哈                                      04/11 16:31
推 hirono:該推在一起嗎?恐怖情人啊XDDDDDD                           04/11 16:34
推 AaronTJ:可以唷~~                                                04/11 16:36
推 milufarm:XDDDDDDDD                                              04/11 16:40
推 ArousalMoonZ:XDDDDDDD                                           04/11 16:45
推 maochou:賣家:身經大風大浪什麼樣的客人都有嚇不倒我的啦XDDDDDDD  04/11 16:45
推 musicya:XDDDDD                                                  04/11 16:45
推 huoguoding:嘴角失守XD                                           04/11 16:56
推 qquza:差點沒笑死我XDDD                                          04/11 16:57
推 nakaidaisuki:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                  04/11 16:58
推 yingsiou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                   04/11 16:58
推 icewerwolf:賣家是生前大清倉嗎?XDDDD                             04/11 17:00
推 psku:太好笑了 話說MSN還存在嗎??印象中不是合併還是怎麼了嗎       04/11 17:03
推 bmirror:但我還是可以登MSN欸XDDDD                                04/11 17:16
推 whosknow:哈哈哈 肚子好痛XD                                      04/11 17:19
推 sunny917:人家只是做個小本生意..原PO不用這樣吧XDD                04/11 17:21
→ setzer:好恐怖的客人 賣家哭哭                                    04/11 17:23
推 gungunit:賣家好幽默XDDDD                                        04/11 17:24
推 hanabi:真的爆笑出來了XdDDDD                                     04/11 17:24
→ DaTea:賣家會不會太可愛                                          04/11 17:25
推 apia0620:哈哈 活到付款XD                                        04/11 17:29
推 belns804:我笑了..那賣家人真好                                   04/11 17:32
推 jiabyron0112:害我上課憋笑!!XDDDD                              04/11 17:33
推 gfneo:評價寫好一點哦XDDDDDDDD                                   04/11 17:33
推 by216:XDDDDDDDD                                                 04/11 17:40
推 f1f2f303:XDDDDD                                                 04/11 17:46
推 mobetaw40030:XDDDD                                              04/11 17:48
推 she1015:哈哈哈哈                                                04/11 18:03
噓 jeanlee988:大笑XDDDDDDD                                         04/11 18:03
→ jeanlee988:CD中 等補推!!!                                       04/11 18:04
推 tab193:BOOM                                                     04/11 18:07
推 robinlien:XX1XDDDDDDDD                                          04/11 18:08
推 allomorph918:XDDD                                               04/11 18:08
推 questioner:我整個大笑!!!!!!看來店家以前一定也曾經這樣           04/11 18:12
推 gary67:飄版粉絲幫推                                             04/11 18:16
推 ellymi:大笑!!                                                   04/11 18:26
推 obopru:哈哈哈                                                   04/11 18:46
推 Burine:恐怖買家~~苦命賣家~~要衝出活路~~才能拿到款項XDD          04/11 18:51
推 devil6842:有笑到:))                                             04/11 18:54
推 superlubu:我笑到老婆叫我「你... 你冷靜一點... 」                04/11 18:58
推 ink31267:幹嘛欺負人家啦 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD              04/11 19:03
推 kghs118:笑死我了一定要推XDDDDD                                  04/11 19:13
推 kao3513512:點到我笑點了XDDDDDDDDD                               04/11 19:23
推 deeping774:頗呵 不過還真懷念msn                                 04/11 19:44
推 ns497956:上課憋笑好痛苦                                         04/11 19:53
推 teix510:上課憋笑好痛苦                                          04/11 20:05
推 believeinsky:天啊大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDD                              04/11 20:20
推 fish0530:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 賣家好可愛 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD        04/11 20:26
推 isholiday:戳中笑點~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                04/11 20:29
→ peiring:你能活到貨到嗎???                                       04/11 20:30
推 ero7728:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                 04/11 20:34
推 needhp:本日最好笑推                                             04/11 20:36
推 squidsoup:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈                                      04/11 20:42
推 imbatman:推!好好笑                                             04/11 20:50
→ Yie:XDDDD                                                       04/11 20:53
推 lin88025:XDDDDDDDD                                              04/11 20:55
→ ja10132:我笑的肚子好痛 XDDD                                     04/11 20:59
推 lochh:XDDDDDDDDDDD                                              04/11 21:00
→ alashih:賣家真可愛XD                                            04/11 21:01
推 lonlife99:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                04/11 21:02
推 Keyblade:好恐怖的買家XDDDDDDDDD                                 04/11 21:06
推 niu12:有笑到 哈                                                 04/11 21:12
推 fong123:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                   04/11 21:13
推 pschey:XDDDDDD                                                  04/11 21:14
推 sothyengiua:慘了慘了慘了.....XD                                 04/11 21:14
推 wezcn2:嘴角不爭氣的笑了                                         04/11 21:20
推 jimno7784563:天啊   XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD             04/11 21:20
推 loading1:COOL                                                   04/11 21:22
→ mrcat:賣家:想砍價砍多少直說好嗎.....@@"                        04/11 21:39
推 xyqz:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                         04/11 21:44
推 rademiel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                               04/11 21:45
推 wwwsamyoui12:超嗆XDD                                            04/11 21:46
推 fgwilliam:XDDDDD                                                04/11 21:48
推 wengmo:笑了                                                     04/11 21:48


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