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 作者  gsword (朽劍枯鋒•改)                                站內  StupidClown 
 標題  Re: [XD]抱歉!踩到你                                                    
 時間  Fri Apr 26 12:03:22 2013                                               
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※ 引述《ling119 (伶伶)》之銘言:
: 笨版首PO要來講強者我朋友做的蠢事
: 以下用第一人稱原文貼上
: 2012.12月某天......
: 今天在一中不小心踩到別人的腳
: 就很急忙的轉頭說:不好意思!!!!!!
: 結果..........................
: -
: 幹我踩到的是假人MODEL的腳=_____=
: ㄇㄉ蠢到想自殺...還跟他道歉.............
: BJ4 有圖有真相
http://ppt.cc/jVyX
你這個還算好 我才想去自殺


有一次我跟朋友在逛通化夜市

因為朋友想挑牛仔褲 通化夜市旁邊一排賣褲子的

我們就低著頭(看假人model的褲子)一路逛過去

一邊看還一邊討論 這件不錯 這件太深 這件太淺

結果我看到一件 破洞的 想說是故意設計的

但顏色實在太難看 我就跟我朋友說 這件超醜的 還自以為潮 破成這樣 智障才穿

結果一抬頭發現那不是假人 是一個看起來混黑道的大叔站在店門口抽菸

時間似乎突然停了下來 我和我朋友都僵住了

不知道為啥 前後的人潮也都停下來回頭定格

大叔的面無表情的默默看著我

整個世界只剩下大叔的煙頭正在一明一滅的閃著 還有他的金項鍊反射的光芒

那瞬間我雖然很想自殺 但我更怕大叔先掏出他的槍送我一程

大概僵持了幾秒後

大叔把煙丟在地上


「幹 阿丟雷殘啊 哩喜挖饒」


然後抓抓頭似乎有點不好意思的轉身回到店裡

不知道為啥我從大叔身上感受到一股少女的羞怯




「你應該要把他身上那件褲子買回來穿以示歉意」

後來我朋友如是說

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推 hirono:大叔羞澀了                                               04/26 12:28
推 puddinggggg:這太好笑了XDDDD                                     04/26 12:45
推 LechiWaky:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈大叔好可愛XD                            04/26 12:47
→ kome:誰可以幫我翻譯一下那句台語嗎 我看不懂 QQ                   04/26 12:53
→ kome:                                      後面那句             04/26 12:54
推 kevin2002013:                              不然你是多厲害ˋˊ   04/26 12:57
推 DexterMorgan:翻譯:你是多厲害?                                 04/26 12:57
推 snows94520:笑翻XDDDDD                                           04/26 13:15
推 Assplaza:真的是笑翻了 XDD                                       04/26 13:16
推 yichenglee:XDD                                                  04/26 13:23
推 Karrie1991:好好笑XDDDD                                          04/26 13:28
推 kid8500:哈哈哈XDDDDDD                                           04/26 13:31
推 hsiaochien:XDDDDDDDDD                                           04/26 13:35
推 bm061596:害我在辦公室突然笑出來啦 = ="                          04/26 13:36
推 aassd:後面那句台語不翻還真的不知道在寫啥,因為音不對...= =a     04/26 13:38
推 sillywhoever:XDDDDDDDDDDD 害我在一陣寂靜中爆出大笑              04/26 13:38
推 supertalker:翻譯"幹 啊就摔車啊 你是多厲害?"                     04/26 13:42
推 jennydyj:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                      04/26 13:43
→ theoculus:阿謀哩西瓦熬  XD                                      04/26 13:44
推 w660:超好笑的XDDDDDDD                                           04/26 13:49
推 myjackchen:不錯XDDDD                                            04/26 13:51
推 lightpisces:我來幫拼音 : 阿哩系"ㄌㄨㄚˇ"熬                     04/26 14:01
推 kiddino:大叔滿分XD                                              04/26 14:06
推 liouye:有笑有推                                                 04/26 14:08
推 vklo:在捷運上大笑了噗哈哈                                       04/26 14:11
推 tvtiset:哈哈哈哈哈  好好笑 XDDD                                 04/26 14:19
推 fancysoul:XXXD                                                  04/26 14:37
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推 yetta2011:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                  04/26 14:44
推 nekoares:大叔讚                                                 04/26 14:49
推 fefeLiu:超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDD                                     04/26 14:51
推 jumprabbit:上班中 忍笑會內傷 XDD                                04/26 14:55
→ gn0481914:殺人鯨 你心靈是多纖細啦                               04/26 15:07
推 forb9823018:這好像頑皮豹某一集有個人在搗蛋戳破頑皮豹的          04/26 15:12
→ forb9823018:氣球,戳到最後一隻是一大狗                          04/26 15:13
推 ansB:哈哈哈哈哈哈聽演講偷看手機,整個氣音爆笑                   04/26 15:21
推 cypher4444:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD大叔傲嬌         04/26 15:23
推 z0779:大叔傲嬌惹                                                04/26 15:26
推 ChaiVen:XDDDD笑到飆淚!!!!                                       04/26 15:29
推 apink89:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD大叔心靈受到創傷                04/26 15:35
推 TurtleLee:快笑死XDDDDDDDDDD                                     04/26 15:47
推 kingaden:不要欺負大叔啊 摔車很難過了好嗎                        04/26 16:02
推 Naleiya:笑笑推推大叔                                            04/26 16:04
推 tryu262:XDDDD                                                   04/26 16:06
推 mobilx:殺人鯨!                                                  04/26 16:15
推 Wootenchun:哈哈哈哈                                             04/26 16:24
推 nichaellin:XDD                                                  04/26 16:24
推 aaating:這超好笑                                                04/26 16:26
推 shuilu:智障才穿XDDDDDDDD太好笑了XDDDDDD                         04/26 16:32
推 ling119:哈哈哈哈有笑有推                                        04/26 16:43
推 Muzsor:這後勁很強…                                             04/26 16:46
噓 dos771215:紅明顯,你應該說大哥你身材太好了,害我以為是媽斗!    04/26 16:56
推 Deesu:摔車還要被罵智障XDDDDDDDDDDD                              04/26 17:10
推 bitcheggs:大叔太可愛了XDDDDD                                    04/26 17:14
推 Jossie:這個好好笑喔                                             04/26 17:14
推 seki0424:大叔好萌XDDD                                           04/26 17:26
推 JOJOttt:傲嬌大叔www                                             04/26 17:39
推 lkksppet:大叔超萌的!!!!! >///////<                              04/26 17:43
推 ms70019:XDDDDDDDDDF                                             04/26 17:56
推 zadla2002:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                       04/26 18:01
推 Bucutemi:哈哈 大叔心裡好受傷                                    04/26 18:27
推 tarimasu:有笑有推XDDDDDDDD                                      04/26 18:31
推 prnim:大叔真可憐,生理心理都受傷了,居然在傷口灑鹽               04/26 18:32
推 BearCastle:XDD                                                  04/26 18:49
推 hazeljane:好可愛的大叔XD                                        04/26 19:03
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推 Yvonne121:太爆笑了吧!!!害我都噴飯了XDDDDD                       04/26 19:10
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