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 作者  kumabear511 (Bern)                                   看板  StupidClown 
 標題  [無言] 請問你們那個貢丸                                                
 時間  Fri May  3 23:08:04 2013                                               
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這是我發生在我朋友跟她男朋友身上的事情,

事情的開始是不愉快的,但結局卻讓人意外的美好.

我朋友以下簡稱A女

我朋友的男朋友以下簡稱B男


學校附近有一條商店街,平常沒事情的時候我們都會去逛逛.

一日A女在某間服飾店看中了一件風衣,於是她就試穿看看,但是穿起來有點緊,

就問了站在一旁的店員有沒有大一點的尺寸,

店員態度很差的說了"沒有,只有這個SIZE喔."

還用嫌棄的眼神看了看A女,好像是想表達是妳太胖才穿不下.

A女覺得受辱了,丟下風衣就離開了那家店,臨走前看了一眼那個店員的名牌,

她叫做貢丸.



回到家後又過了幾天,A女還是忘不了那件風衣,但是又很氣店員貢丸的態度.

於是她請男朋友B男去那家店幫她買那件風衣,

順便客訴他們的店員貢丸的服務態度很差.


B男到了那間服飾店,看了看店裡,發現今天貢丸沒上班,

於是他拿了風衣就去櫃台結帳,順便跟櫃台人員說要客訴的事情.



某店員:您好,這樣總共是1500元.


B男:喔好,啊我還要跟你說你們那個店員貢丸她...


某店員:甚麼?!你是貢丸的朋友喔?怎麼不早說!這樣就算你員工價啦,打七折,

    所以這樣是1050元!(超熱情貌)


B男:....(癡呆三秒後) 喔喔喔!!對啊,我好久沒看到貢丸了說.


某店員:對啊!她今天剛好休假,可惜了.


B男:嗯嗯,下次她上班我再來找她,謝啦,我還有事情先走了.(迅速離開現場)




笨點就是貢丸永遠都不會知道,那天報她名字打了七折的朋友到底是誰.








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