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Check out really funny that will make you laugh• 100,000 sperm, you were the fastest? Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth? When it comes to IQ, you lose some every time you use the bathroom.

To make you laugh on Saturday, I need to you joke on Wednesday.

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We can always tell when you are lying.

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- Wait I shouldn't ask, you can't count that high.

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