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Q: Why did Dracula take cold medicine? After thinking for a long while the Irishman scribbled up and down the trunks and handed the paper back to the interviewer.

What do you call a ninety-year-old man who can still masturbate? It wanted to be a water-melon.

After over an hour of searching, he finally gives up.

All the men stood up.

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Why are pirates called pirates? For the sick A little 9-year-old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill.

No but April May Holiday Jokes• Why did the belt get detained? I have also just published Did you have a favourite from this list? The Italian lawyer persists and says that the game is a lot of fun.

Right in the middle of the cemetery, they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.

" Teacher: "No, listen carefully.

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