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Q: What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast? This is how it manifests itself: I decide to water my garden.

Answer: Instead of lying about your age, you start bragging about it! Their car broke down in a rural area, and they were forced to seek shelter for the night at a nearby farmhouse.

Why do Retirees smile all the time? The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway.

" The second guy says, "I was so drunk last night, I woke up this morning on my front porch.

You step off a curb and look down one more time to make sure the street is still there.

Why did the butcher retire? A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

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You cannot live without your glasses.

Painters never retire, they just put a gloss on it.