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 作者  BitchFoxTz (笑磋跎)                                          看板  sex 
 標題  Re: [閒聊] 你們做過最色的事情是什麼?                                  
 時間  Sun Jul  1 23:44:27 2012                                               
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幼稚園 偷喝女同學的生活泡沫綠茶

小學 藉衛生股長職務之便偷舔女同學蟯蟲篩檢試紙

國中 和同學尾隨正妹女同學上廁所偷撿換掉的衛生棉來聞

高中 上游泳課時偷翻置物櫃a了一件女生內褲回家邊聞邊打手槍

大學 在系學會藉學長教團康之名行吃學妹豆腐之實

出社會 和台積12廠櫃姊有機會握到手 隨即進廁所打手槍

幹 我好弱...


補充一點: 未來退休後 立志到宮廟裡當濟公禪師
          教會不考慮 因為我不是甲甲跟戀童僻

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我不喜歡你,我可以上黑特婊你!我看你不順眼,我可以去婊特出賣你!
你他媽的看什麼?出來單挑阿!你有沒有被劈過腿?你有沒有被發卡過?
你說我是你的偶像,你知道不知道我被心愛的女人發卡了, 我卻無能為力
我告訴你.我不想當宅男,可是沒辦法 我回不了頭
                                                      -- 古惑宅

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噓 jackshen32:我吐了...                                            07/01 23:45
推 ripper999:這 國小超屌                                           07/01 23:46
推 feeling1230:我服了你...                                         07/01 23:46
推 c30303:哩金變態                                                 07/01 23:46
推 DaHahn:lol                                                      07/01 23:47
→ a16331245:國小國中...                                           07/01 23:48
推 Selkirs:你人生的精華時期大概在國中就結束了                      07/01 23:51
推 terryroc:.......幾罷婚                                          07/01 23:54
推 disyou:我笑了...這應該是噁心的舉動                              07/01 23:54
推 pegasusatlan:偏離主題也太遠了吧XD                               07/01 23:59
推 deankiller:你贏了                                               07/01 23:59
推 jho52106:你不弱 你算很強了 這領域                               07/02 00:01
推 a2156700:.......                                                07/02 00:02
推 ohkzq3w2:.........                                              07/02 00:02
推 SSGG5566:國中時期最棒                                           07/02 00:03
→ ChannelV5566:變態無誤XDD                                        07/02 00:03
→ avecmoi:你的人生在國小國中達到高峰                              07/02 00:04
推 petroheat:這應該是變態不是色吧                                  07/02 00:04
推 a2088149:神之領域                                               07/02 00:05
推 inshadow:西斯版變態全出籠了                                     07/02 00:06
推 kingba:幹  沒事釣出不色又變態的是怎樣啊                         07/02 00:06
※ 編輯: BitchFoxTz      來自: 218.173.66.149       (07/02 00:07)
推 apple07henry:ˊ_>ˋ...蟯蟲...                                   07/02 00:07
推 kk032576:你國小怎麼了..                                         07/02 00:08
推 c5l41o:光是小學那段就打敗了眾多好手                             07/02 00:08
推 watashiD:你好噁...吃蟯蟲的小孩                                  07/02 00:08
推 ttww1991:偷舔蟯蟲紙XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  07/02 00:09
→ ttww1991:快笑死了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  07/02 00:09
推 sky0503:幹  國小不是直笛嘛                                      07/02 00:10
推 lonelynight:大學那個換個強點的會更好                            07/02 00:10
推 MDoReMi:看到id才發現好久沒看到洨狐了                            07/02 00:10
推 w111407:你淫了...................                               07/02 00:11
推 kusoshun:怎麼覺得長大就弱掉了                                   07/02 00:12
推 zxz56780:幹 好可怕                                              07/02 00:12
→ starbops:舔蟯蟲是殺小啊XXXXXD                                   07/02 00:14
推 lulenei:XDD                                                     07/02 00:15
推 q40336:幹                                                       07/02 00:15
推 alvin1590:XD 推勇氣                                             07/02 00:16
推 lovegang:偷舔蟯蟲紙 XDDDDDDDDD                                  07/02 00:17
噓 xxxx5566:              幹哩金台哥 蟯蟲也吃                      07/02 00:18
推 thebouncer:我小學午覺猛盯隔壁女同學袖子縫裡的無內衣水滴奶而已   07/02 00:19
推 maliQ:我輸了                                                    07/02 00:19
推 hoodstock:XDDDDDDD  後勁好強                                    07/02 00:19
推 WILLWIL:...............................                         07/02 00:20
推 moslaa:握手! 撿正妹衛生棉來聞這件事 我高中時也作過              07/02 00:21
→ ohaha:蟯蟲終結者 你這屎瑞克                                     07/02 00:21
→ moslaa:超... 臭的 =_=                                           07/02 00:21
推 j03fu685: 幹 你如果幹到的是醜女的內褲 不是虧大了?              07/02 00:22
推 wagner:尿液瓶咧?                                                07/02 00:22
推 s9415154:偷舔蟯蟲紙超靠杯XDD                                    07/02 00:22
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怪了 你們真的都沒舔過嗎???
→ moslaa:但我還是連續兩天放在書包裡帶著上下學 當然最後還是丟了    07/02 00:23
推 SSGG5566:還有偷喝驗尿瓶 呵呵^^                                  07/02 00:23
推 ret220:喂~警察局嗎?這裡有變態快來抓走囧                        07/02 00:24
※ 編輯: BitchFoxTz      來自: 218.173.66.149       (07/02 00:24)
推 williams741:國小時候你的腦袋到底裝什麼阿....                    07/02 00:24
噓 Hateson:................                                        07/02 00:24
推 r30385:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                         07/02 00:25
→ otld:誰會去舔那種東西啊                                         07/02 00:27
推 dapeegood:狂笑推XDDD                                            07/02 00:27
推 Elmore:我戰鬥力頂多三千 你起碼十萬以上!                         07/02 00:29
推 PTTred:幹剛剛還有在高中國文老師的飲料加料的                     07/02 00:29
推 Vinlog:太噁心了巴...                                            07/02 00:29
推 kidd0426:你是變態嗎?                                            07/02 00:30
推 windcloud27:靠...上面有蟲嗎                                     07/02 00:31
推 dkchronos:.................................噁                   07/02 00:31
推 duckhaya:幹真的超級變態                                         07/02 00:32
噓 try0928:你吃到蟯蟲卵在你體內長大 你可能會high爆                 07/02 00:36
推 dapeegood:蟲卵能通過胃酸 大概是吃到異形吧                       07/02 00:37
推 leecoco:你贏了                                                  07/02 00:39
噓 Anikk:幹 你假賽!!!                                              07/02 00:40
推 ekun:生出來就是普羅米修斯了                                     07/02 00:40
噓 Strogatz:這真的有強到 不過太噁了,給噓~~~XDDD                   07/02 00:41
噓 lmf770410:不蘇胡                                                07/02 00:42
推 RuRuAlex:幹....你淫了.........................                  07/02 00:43
推 baychi999:你淫了XD                                              07/02 00:44
推 nbj325:神人 太強了 給推                                         07/02 00:46
推 hank11235813:只推小學XD                                         07/02 00:49
推 im30cm:...                                                      07/02 00:50
推 shinglala:你有感染蟯蟲嗎?                                       07/02 00:50
推 l1l1l1l1:我吐了                                                 07/02 00:51
推 Necomusume:靠杯........小學那個已經不是色了  是變態吧!!!!!!!!!  07/02 00:51
推 badboy123:國小還真威猛..                                        07/02 00:53
推 beatmen:第二點 天下無敵 你淫了!!!                               07/02 00:53
推 watsons218:我覺得還蠻好笑的XDDDD                                07/02 00:53
噓 jfmoaoduck:太噁心了                                             07/02 00:53
→ blowupgod:閣下國中小的行為實在太悲壯了......                    07/02 00:55
推 fragment1007:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈   07/02 00:56
推 terix:連貼肛門的也舔 那尿液篩檢沒偷喝嗎                         07/02 00:57
推 a2156700:舌尖上的蟯蟲                                           07/02 00:58
推 e76628:幹   你淫了.....打爆鄉民了                               07/02 00:59
推 Sadan:老夫混跡西斯十餘年,今日終於見到傳說中的混世變態          07/02 01:04
推 coolptt:你贏了                                                  07/02 01:06
推 john371911:服了你。                                             07/02 01:07
推 walacat:跟你致敬!!!                                             07/02 01:07
推 thismy:幹!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                                        07/02 01:09
噓 biobluesheep:這叫變態                                           07/02 01:10
推 storyf66014:幹 小學你嘴巴沒爛掉=口=                             07/02 01:12
推 phz100:.......                                                  07/02 01:12
推 minikai:幹這還叫弱 屎尿你都包了                                 07/02 01:14
推 hahayoyotv:god                                                  07/02 01:15
推 a4567803:幹 太佩服了 第一次聽到有人舔蟯蟲紙的                   07/02 01:17
推 et310:屎尿+MC全包了, 強者...                                    07/02 01:19
推 adamsung:幹 你小時後根本是變態王者 怎麼越活越回去               07/02 01:20
推 gogolct:九世變態                                                07/02 01:21
推 venroxas:幹根本胎哥                                             07/02 01:21
推 david789321:不...不下呂布!!                                     07/02 01:25
推 den123den123:幹  上版標啦                                       07/02 01:29
推 lpisverylong:普羅米修斯                                         07/02 01:30
推 forgether68:幹 吃蟯蟲!!!!!!                                     07/02 01:34
推 darkofpolo:天....天啊.......                                    07/02 01:35
推 KoreaDog:你淫了                                                 07/02 01:37
推 jghn1119:真男....人                                             07/02 01:37
推 OHMYJEHOVAH:標準的小時了了                                      07/02 01:38
→ XDDDDDDDDD:幹 越小越厲害                                        07/02 01:41
推 bigdevon:蟯蟲...                                                07/02 01:43
推 andy20030101:..................                                 07/02 01:45
推 inchor:超強                                                     07/02 01:45
推 globekjller:越來越正常!   很好!                                 07/02 01:53
推 l90289312:幹~蟯蟲紙XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                 07/02 01:54
推 moonshen:色跟變態只有一線之隔....                               07/02 01:56
推 k42926:幹~你現在居然還沒有被警察抓真得很屌                      07/02 01:58
推 rexagi1988:高中是你人生的頂峰                                   07/02 02:01
推 ahQ:就衝著你愈長愈大愈可悲,我要推你                            07/02 02:02
噓 qq222:國小幹妳今台哥                                            07/02 02:03
推 ericlin84:真男人 不推不行                                       07/02 02:03
推 rei410553:幹 你真行                                             07/02 02:06
推 airbear:你不色 只是變態了點                                     07/02 02:07
推 cherrie412:你也只能這樣...                                      07/02 02:07
推 HKH210:你國中就已經達到你人生的巔峰了.應該自我了斷才對.         07/02 02:09
噓 cyhung1025:幹哩金變態                                           07/02 02:15
推 kukukunew:你太猛了                                              07/02 02:15
推 jackyiverson:平生不是陳進南~就稱英雄也枉然                      07/02 02:16
推 merelive:年紀越大越保守                                         07/02 02:20
推 amatsu:古惑宅 既是流氓又是宅男 真是具有衝突美感的名詞           07/02 02:24
推 IamLV:你贏了.....太可怕                                         07/02 02:25
推 lagunaking:沒想到你國小竟然就可以這麼噁爛....                   07/02 02:26
推 EPGo:你的人生在倒退啊!!                                         07/02 02:28
推 V6WOLF:你贏了~魔王                                              07/02 02:29
推 TMMD3345678:髒髒                                                07/02 02:32
推 stevo8968:小時了了大未必佳                                      07/02 02:32
噓 QDR18:幹 吐了                                                   07/02 02:33
推 freedom77:魔王 你贏惹                                           07/02 02:35
噓 kyle1101:長大一定還有更猛的怕出說來會上新聞吼                   07/02 02:37
推 x79630:我覺得你真的很噁心!!真的!!                               07/02 02:37
推 pose1:太噁心了  你贏了                                          07/02 02:38
噓 dogisburning:幹超噁,原來反串哥真面目這麼噁心                   07/02 02:39
推 korking52013:!!!哈哈哈哈哈哈                                    07/02 02:57
推 journeytou:這真的很屌                                           07/02 02:59
推 charlietk3:恥力真強..                                           07/02 03:06
推 wyiwyi:你贏了....                                               07/02 03:15
推 narwhale:靠杯 XD                                                07/02 03:18
推 sammy615302:你國中小根本到達巔峰阿XDDD                          07/02 03:22
推 ookkkkoo:XD                                                     07/02 03:25
噓 NuCat:幹...這根本是比良阪龍二的國小吧 騙誰啊?                  07/02 03:29
推 snoopy206:XD                                                    07/02 03:30
推 rocfrank:整篇超錶 唯一敗筆在幼稚園 那時是不懂男女之情的         07/02 03:38
→ k5a:嗯!我還能說什麼呢?                                        07/02 03:46
推 SoSo5566:可以備份嘛                                             07/02 03:58
噓 jajoy:噁                                                        07/02 04:03
推 phoenixcx:國小超屌喔                                            07/02 04:04
推 GriefSeed:你贏了 無人能超越你                                   07/02 04:10
→ jack33565:小學應該大便都沒插乾淨 根本是直接舔屎                 07/02 04:15
噓 Ekmund:誰會舔啊馬德!!!!!                                        07/02 04:46
推 rick4374:國中國小太強                                           07/02 04:47
推 TokyoKind:靠北喔XD                                              07/02 04:53
噓 livtyler0828:你有沒有拿正妹用過的衛生棉去當茶包泡來喝啊?       07/02 05:02
噓 m13280:你等於舔人家肛肛耶  噁爆了....................           07/02 05:04
→ m13280:快幫他搜尋國小跟他同班的可愛女生                         07/02 05:06
→ chelab:這是宅男成長史吧                                         07/02 05:20
推 andy20419:幹你真的太變態了XDD                                   07/02 05:20
推 ahinetn123:太扯了 國小國中是在比噁心的 長大還比較弱             07/02 05:25
推 jasonkau:你國中就該自盡了 小時了了啊XD                          07/02 05:31
推 icq7584:...                                                     07/02 06:01
推 darkskyaa:太猛了                                                07/02 06:22
推 Aqery:你贏了                                                    07/02 06:36
推 h45279802:幹 靠北喔XDDDDD                                       07/02 06:43
噓 CSmile:=======哩    金    變    態========          07/02 06:44
→ ilovewr:國小史上最強!!!!                                        07/02 07:08
→ popoliii:好噁                                                   07/02 07:14
推 sarz:.....                                                      07/02 07:15
推 busie903215:幫你暴 神人                                         07/02 07:15
推 EX37:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                       07/02 07:23
噓 ericrobin:越活越退步 失敗...                                    07/02 07:35
推 qn:不忍噓...                                                    07/02 07:35
推 abckk:.......                                                   07/02 07:38
推 Nimrodel:這不是色, 這是變態!!!                                  07/02 07:49
推 k04121226:幹,請容許我叫你一聲大哥哥                            07/02 07:50
推 bluesky2:舔蟯蟲紙  你想減肥嗎??                                 07/02 07:53
噓 Nimrodel:我記得有很多國小女生會直接用她家狗狗的來交差了事...    07/02 07:55
噓 taluku:噓最後一行                                               07/02 07:58
推 max0113:幹..變態人生啊                                          07/02 08:15
推 UUUU5555:這個領域,從今天開始,都屬於你一個人了                 07/02 08:19
推 gnhjk:屋告胎割                                                  07/02 08:22
→ DALUGI:蟯蟲試紙好吃嗎                                           07/02 08:23
→ vision111111:太噁心了                                           07/02 08:32
推 yoyoyo916:你好 請問是警察局嗎 這裡有一個變態                    07/02 08:40
噓 kickyourass:噁心死了                                            07/02 08:46
推 peelgates:有笑有推                                              07/02 08:53
推 joey7339:爆!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 這太屌了XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                07/02 08:53
推 archiuray:你贏了= =                                             07/02 08:53
推 eddyty:..............傻眼 完全輸了                              07/02 08:58
推 wylscott:蟯蟲...我看到這邊就噴早餐了...                         07/02 09:00
噓 harken:舔蟯蟲試紙不可原諒                                       07/02 09:02
推 minthan:大推                                                    07/02 09:02
推 beaune:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                           07/02 09:03
推 ahw12000:小學那個會舔到屎 國中那個你怎確定是她的?               07/02 09:08
→ archvalkyrie:這是有病  不是色                                   07/02 09:11
噓 GOD5566GOD:太噁了吧...                                          07/02 09:13
→ megaboost:好胎歌                                                07/02 09:14
噓 CSmile: =========哩          金         靠         杯=========  07/02 09:14
推 prog:===================哩  金  變  態========================  07/02 09:20
推 jason05:你贏了                                                  07/02 09:22
推 donation12:金價變態......                                       07/02 09:26
推 sorkayi:國高中最強                                              07/02 09:27
推 yuchi1003:幹~國小也太噁了                                       07/02 09:31
推 Biantai:好噁 = =                                                07/02 09:31
推 harrygp:你贏了!!!!!                                             07/02 09:31
→ yuchi1003:小學那段其實沒說清楚~舔蟯蟲紙是使用前還是只用後= =?   07/02 09:34
推 retrud:可以問你的小孩幾歲了??                                   07/02 09:39
推 cosmos506:太屌了啦 原PO以為舔蟯蟲正常@@                         07/02 09:39
推 vAndaLs:國小國中是你人生的巔峰時期                              07/02 09:51
推 forest6601:小學就贏了                                           07/02 09:51
推 o030291469:好噁心..........                                     07/02 09:55
推 yuan1124:人生勝利組                                             07/02 09:56
推 nicegrenade:出社會就弱掉了...                                   07/02 09:58
推 zzsqoo:你人生無憾了!!                                           07/02 09:59
推 justice00s:幹XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                     07/02 10:10
推 JBLs:幹  哩金變態                                               07/02 10:11
推 lonewolf03:魔王你淫了  大日如來 佛光噗滋~~~                     07/02 10:12
推 rin0sin:這不是最色,這是最變態吧....                            07/02 10:17
推 wowowo60:已經變成最變態的事了q                                  07/02 10:28
推 the0123:你小時候超強,長大就弱了                                07/02 10:29
→ hsunting2000:結果你人生的高峰出現在國小 曇花一現                07/02 10:38
推 snowduke:偷舔蟯蟲紙  <= I 服  YOU   XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD          07/02 10:41
推 flyingfish71:你在小學跟國中達到人生最高峰了,真是少年得志        07/02 10:46
噓 FeMoman:...........................                             07/02 10:56
→ AlanShore:你贏了                                                07/02 10:57
推 XAGAxLOBBY:真神人也                                             07/02 10:57
推 SeaNMiz:小學的有變態到                                          07/02 11:07
→ luke7212:我覺得我應該要報警...= =                               07/02 11:20
推 ohsmiling:神人                                                  07/02 11:21
推 realmiddle:你這是變態,不是色                                   07/02 11:21
推 kylestyle:太神了...                                             07/02 11:24
推 PIN0602:根本是小時了了 大未必佳的最佳寫照 舔蟯蟲殺小啦XDDDDDDD  07/02 11:34
推 htaedamay:西斯板 臥虎藏龍阿                                     07/02 11:36
推 firegsh:妳出社會比幼稚園還弱...                                 07/02 11:39
→ newmei07:朝聖                                                   07/02 11:52
推 lakershank:蟯蟲紙...                                            07/02 11:55
推 ryoma9527:反串的不錯 虧你想得出蟯蟲試紙                         07/02 11:55
推 v7q4:小學和國中的我不敢…其他都做過了                 你贏了!   07/02 11:56
推 TWisely:XD                                                      07/02 11:59
推 holybless:                   YOU WIN !                          07/02 12:01
推 aadsl:1我快笑死了                                               07/02 12:01
→ narcissusli:這是典型的小時了了....                              07/02 12:02
→ assassinrex:小學是怎樣......                                    07/02 12:07
→ assassinrex:不是色是變態了啊!!!                                 07/02 12:09
推 tsm0420:國小太發達了!!!!!!!!!好扯                               07/02 12:09
推 gunking333:XDDD                                                 07/02 12:21
推 RebeccaHall:小時了了 大未必佳~果然小學最強                      07/02 12:22
→ zip00000:神人呀,我笑出來了                                     07/02 12:23
推 TKWdEmoN:你淫了                                                 07/02 12:26
推 gtsandevo:新一代PTT神人誕生  蟯蟲王                             07/02 12:42
推 wonbin815:人中BitchFoxTz                                        07/02 12:55
噓 CSmile:第一次同篇噓了那麼多個!!!=====哩金變態=====    07/02 13:00
推 qwerty110:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd                                 07/02 13:04
推 pegtom:=============就是這樣才沒有女友的啦!!!=================  07/02 13:15
推 Murloc:怎麼越來越弱XD                                           07/02 13:15
→ pegtom:==============你是在敘述你悲慘的一生嗎================   07/02 13:16
推 purplecherry:你大淫!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                             07/02 13:23
→ purplecherry:蟯蟲試紙真是奇招!!                                 07/02 13:24
→ bigbearlazir:..........                                         07/02 13:36
推 wulinghina:媽的有夠噁                                           07/02 13:42
推 darkofpolo:蟯蟲王!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                                 07/02 13:43
推 tep1214:你贏了 太強大了                                         07/02 13:45
推 tensinya:國小是3小啦XDDD                                        07/02 13:46
推 AceID:國小太屌了                                                07/02 13:48
推 april3sogood:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                  07/02 13:50
推 downloadboy:我叫我未來台積的朋友來看這篇!!!                     07/02 13:56
推 ZkNight:...........                                             07/02 13:57
推 ftyu: 蟯蟲王傳說 !!!                                            07/02 14:05
推 Mcnair:你淫了~~XD                                               07/02 14:06
推 w60241:人形蜈蚣嗎...                                            07/02 14:08
推 fpgial:算你狠...只能推了XD                                      07/02 14:31
推 hoppenny:太屌了!!                                               07/02 14:35
噓 c1mail16:快來查ip這有機會犯罪吧                                 07/02 14:37
推 nfchu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                           07/02 14:41
推 oover:實在太噁心 XDDDDD                                         07/02 14:43
推 anper:國小....                                                  07/02 14:54
推 g8solong:小時了了 大未必佳XDDDDDDDDDD                           07/02 14:57
推 xgodtw:蟯蟲篩檢試紙噁爆了...                                    07/02 15:13


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