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 作者  sumade (斬卍凱蒂貓卍佛)                                      看板  sex 
 標題  Re: [討論] 人帥真的這麼好約砲嗎?                                       
 時間  Mon Sep 17 22:16:41 2012                                               
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※ 引述《dear0804 (八四小姐)》之銘言:
http://ppt.cc/72if
: 看段落3/4
: 那個花郎真的有這麼神奇嗎 因為帥就可以無限中出
: 而且像這樣不怕被發現喔 小女生真的這麼好騙@@
: 他得病了沒阿  應該快要百人斬了吧
: 有人也是有類似經驗嗎?
: 先猜推文有唯舞下載中
帥別說要騙小女生了

如果真的要騙  80%的女生都難逃毒手

下載唯舞  那種是下等人在用的東西

搞了老半天  認識的女生是妖還是魔  你根本不知道

東區  西門町  隨便挑自己喜歡的搭訕  成功率也比那個高



或許有人會問  那我不帥怎麼辦

個人覺得  兵器譜上排名第二的  是錢

有錢  大概能搞定50%的女生

不過不是叫你到處去找女生問  給你錢趕快上

是叫你用錢這可貴的資源  轉換成能讓女生暈頭的方法



你說你不帥又沒錢

沒關係  還有最後一招  嘴炮

別小看他  雖然只排第三名  但是他完全沒有條件限制

只要你夠不要臉  什麼鬼話都說得出口  死的也把他說成活的

恭喜你  至少可以搞定30%的女生


最後  有人說  我不帥  又沒錢  也不想嘴炮

唯一有的就是一顆真心  那我還有救嗎


你放心  當然有

回到家裡  打開電腦  右手握住滑鼠  左手握住搖桿

不管是松本фユ  或者夏風ネベモ  都是你的槍下亡魂

只有真心  也學人家把妹  吃大便吧你

謝謝大家

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噓 look1225:你怎麼這麼清楚????  我是說最後一段                     09/17 22:17
推 seamask:幹 太直接了 害我笑了 給推                               09/17 22:18
推 Foot:你是在大聲什麼啦                                           09/17 22:19
噓 lovebridget:給噓 左手怎麼用啊 我都用右手                        09/17 22:19
推 archon:還蠻中肯的呀!我最看不起有人捧著真心想把妹了...          09/17 22:21
推 xiumei5566:戰神大推                                             09/17 22:22
推 tkhunter:中肯到爆                                               09/17 22:22
推 iammyfriend:台中梁朝偉 報到!                                    09/17 22:23
推 sob:是蘇美戰神!                                                09/17 22:23
→ Simonfenix:真心已經是中古時代才有用的招數了吧                   09/17 22:24
推 wei0429:戰神                                                    09/17 22:25
→ LiuLance:戰液薄弱                                               09/17 22:25
推 nollet:錢一定排的比帥前面                                       09/17 22:26
推 lomogenie:「只有真心  也學人家把妹  吃大便吧你」狂笑不止~~~     09/17 22:28
推 et310:最後一段中肯 只好推了                                     09/17 22:28
推 OO2:自從劣退解掉後就狂發文                                      09/17 22:30
→ ufoon:     還        蠻            屌               的          09/17 22:31
推 Refauth:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  09/17 22:31
推 ok7242003:我都靠真心,目前女友一個,砲友兩個,性經驗對象n個        09/17 22:32
推 u29957427:笑了                                                  09/17 22:32
推 metalhead:錢才是第一                                            09/17 22:33
→ WenliYang:真他媽中肯                                            09/17 22:33
→ Zeropapa:錢>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>嘴砲>>帥>>>>>真心宅        09/17 22:34
推 ionle:0.0                                                       09/17 22:37
推 bernon:吃  大  便 吧 你真  屌                                   09/17 22:37
推 malindorothy:沒有真心能把到的妹也不過就是免洗品的水準罷了       09/17 22:37
推 callmeshan:有真心  也學人家把妹  吃大便吧你       QQ            09/17 22:39
推 stacy611026:超級中肯                                            09/17 22:40
推 lakershank:xdd                                                  09/17 22:40
推 mcsam:偶像發文 我愛你                                           09/17 22:42
→ biobluesheep:你排錯了 錢>嘴>帥才對                              09/17 22:42
推 WenliYang:你現在去聯誼跟女生談真心試看看 會被笑死跟你講= =      09/17 22:44
推 Vencol:媽的  我現在就去化糞池挖大便                             09/17 22:45
推 areyoupigs:會覺得嘴>帥  是因為用現實環境在思考吧,如果是網路    09/17 22:46
→ areyoupigs:環境~長得答不到要求~連開口都還沒開就被打槍了,哪有   09/17 22:47
→ areyoupigs:用嘴的地方?                                          09/17 22:47
推 trueae:戰神就是戰神                                             09/17 22:48
推 ks823:推XD                                                      09/17 22:52
推 harrygp:讚                                                      09/17 22:53
推 KEN77929:戰神~                                                  09/17 22:54
推 Alcor:    只有真心  也學人家把妹  吃大便吧你                    09/17 22:56
推 nfchu:XD                                                        09/17 22:57
推 forkc:蘇美戰神!!!!!!                                      09/17 22:58
→ leouni:什麼時代 還在用遊戲找咩 早都用尸丁丁了好嗎?素質又高 誤  09/17 22:58
推 sunnykai:我要去吃大便了                                         09/17 22:59
推 KYOROD:金錢幫才是最強的                                         09/17 23:00
推 qscxz:                 NOT BAD!                         09/17 23:03
推 jerry50411:ㄏㄏ                                                 09/17 23:03
推 homegood:中肯啊                                                 09/17 23:04
推 guitarmoon:中肯!!!!!!!!!                                        09/17 23:12
推 carterfans:中肯戰神                                             09/17 23:12
推 GriefSeed:我覺得小女生的確是帥第一吧 是慢慢長大才會開始考慮錢   09/17 23:16
推 miracle1215:這篇的妹應該是指正妹吧 醜妹哪裡有的挑              09/17 23:17
推 seamask:幹  看了推文一直笑 我也要去吃大便了                     09/17 23:18
推 tlw0709:蘇美大                                                  09/17 23:22
推 addqw:有笑有推XD    只有真心  也學人家把妹  吃大便吧你          09/17 23:23
推 shin30:XD 快笑死 幹                                             09/17 23:26
推 bagaking:有眼神可以嗎?                                          09/17 23:30
推 bkm1:it's good !!! XDDDDDDDD                                    09/17 23:30
推 a951630:好險...我還有嘴砲這招XD                                 09/17 23:31
推 loveleexx:你是在大聲什麼啦                                      09/17 23:31
推 kungfutofu:TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  09/17 23:32
推 ax227762:真心魂的熱血漫畫都在哭哭了                             09/17 23:33
推 jj0531:中肯!!!                                                  09/17 23:34
推 voyhanxu:笑死我了 有夠中肯的 XDDDDDDDDDDDD                      09/17 23:35
推 shihchinlun:左手 只是輔助                                       09/17 23:37
推 YU0158:XDDDD                                                    09/17 23:38
推 shinysaku:好文                                                  09/17 23:38
噓 KOBEDIRK:還用你說                                               09/17 23:41
推 abc5555:爆笑了XD                                                09/17 23:43
噓 re202:好中肯                                                    09/17 23:44
推 wwq:津靠北xd                                                    09/17 23:46
推 raxe0001:中肯 噓的都是真心左手宅                                09/17 23:47
推 voddov:XD有點好笑                                               09/17 23:48
推 e2167471:XD                                                     09/17 23:50
推 b95236:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                      09/17 23:51
推 aakira:有神快拜                                                 09/17 23:52
推 gso5566:XDDDDD                                                  09/17 23:54
推 adamsung:戰神出手就是不同凡響~                                  09/17 23:55
推 darling1108:真他媽中肯!                                         09/17 23:57
推 lion917029:戰神威武                                             09/18 00:01
推 saddog:錢的趴數應該要提高一點  70跑不掉吧                       09/18 00:03
推 cst0204:不推  我受不了...                                       09/18 00:04
推 harimamomo:吃大便吧!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XDD                    09/18 00:11
推 lonelynight:靠腰 後勁好強                                       09/18 00:18
推 tfoxboy:哈哈哈                                                  09/18 00:22
推 Aold:哈哈哈哈  最後一段笑死我了                                 09/18 00:25
推 lolic:戰神xdddd                                                 09/18 00:25
推 d8731400:XD                                                     09/18 00:26
推 zerotwo02:有神有推~                                             09/18 00:30
推 healer:上了一課                                                 09/18 00:31
推 babaluu:又上了一課                                              09/18 00:33
推 moon7412:只有真心 吃大便吧你                                    09/18 00:33


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