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 作者  alexf1027 (洪興毒蛇浩南哥)                                   看板  sex 
 標題  [閒聊] 做愛沒有啪啪聲                                                  
 時間  Fri Mar 22 12:17:08 2013                                               
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小弟我最近跟女友做愛時

發現一個問題

就是我用背後式幹我女友時

覺得啪啪聲越來越小了

導致我整個幹起來就沒什麼感覺

我以前只要聽到啪啪聲

就會幹得更起勁

讓我們兩個都更爽

可是最近啪啪聲變小

害我都提不起勁

我認為這其中的問題是

我覺得我女友屁股變比較沒肉了

所以啪啪聲才變小

請問各位版友

有沒有甚麼方法可以只讓屁股肉變多

其他地方都不變

因為她其他身體部位比例線條都很完美

我不希望為了讓屁股有肉

而讓整個身材都變胖


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推 piglin0955:撞擊的距離太短,當然沒有聲音阿                       03/22 12:19
→ mico409:你直接呼她屁股巴掌 不就好了~                            03/22 12:19
推 twoseeds:你直接一邊動一邊拍手啊!要多大聲就有多大聲             03/22 12:20
推 Kouson:你需要的是鼓掌團                                         03/22 12:20
推 bearhwa:他直接呼你巴掌也行                                      03/22 12:20
推 snowduke:你可以去好樂迪幹砲啊!他有特殊音效,用遙控器就有鼓掌聲  03/22 12:21
推 wwq:好樂笛GJ                                                    03/22 12:22
→ asssmile:換女朋友幫你啪啪                                       03/22 12:24
推 acpr:原本想認真回答的,但是推文實在太好笑了。                   03/22 12:24
推 fatcat777:推文XDDDD                                             03/22 12:25
推 Motor:你可以請教趴趴熊怎麼啪啪聲                                03/22 12:26
→ crazysun:好樂迪無誤 不夠大聲可以請服務生進來拍手啊              03/22 12:27
推 QingTing:鼓掌團不錯!!                                           03/22 12:27
推 jodomada:我可以現場幫忙鼓掌                                     03/22 12:29
推 zhvul3u4:一邊動一邊鼓掌...XDDD  那個畫面好詭異啊!!!!            03/22 12:29
推 v7q4:上次做到一半,突然發現啪啪聲變成"咚! 咚! 咚"很低沉的聲音   03/22 12:30
→ solidmiss:好樂迪XDDDD  真的太好笑了                             03/22 12:30
→ v7q4:後來才發現是我女朋友的頭一直撞到牆壁                       03/22 12:30
推 connieyu:讓她生  屁股就長肉了                                   03/22 12:31
噓 shhs1000246:洨大哥要期中考了嗎? 電磁學讀了沒?                   03/22 12:31
推 kevins666:請服用http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYzDCZCJe0c
      03/22 12:31
噓 OKTCS:= =最好是每個都比平均值長啦                               03/22 12:31
推 crazysun:你女友這樣還給你幹? 他真的很愛你                       03/22 12:31
→ crazysun:邊幹邊放kevin那個連結好靠背 XD                         03/22 12:32
→ kevins666:請記的對節拍更有fu~大小聲還可依喜好調整               03/22 12:32
噓 sker2222:你需要的是鼓掌團……                                   03/22 12:33
推 sisyphus96:會不會是你蛋蛋變小包了?                              03/22 12:35
推 benjumin:v7q4 XXXXD 被你笑死                                    03/22 12:35
推 tzuhao921:推 "咚! 咚! 咚"                                       03/22 12:37
推 mylove10936:靠那連結太猛XDDDD                                   03/22 12:37
→ Csir:下次找我 我在旁邊幫你們拍手好不?                           03/22 12:38
推 skeven07:一邊一邊拍手是怎樣啦XDDDDDD                            03/22 12:39
推 breezedoor:你知道甚麼是咚咚咚麼!                                03/22 12:41
推 eclosion59:推文超好笑拉XDDDDDDY                                 03/22 12:41
推 Aristolochia:連結XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                              03/22 12:41
推 JOHNJJ:拍手拍不夠大聲 小心被抓去勞改                            03/22 12:42
推 Visa:推文OP XDDDDD                                              03/22 12:44
推 skyblue76:放蹦蹦哥好了 蹦蹦 繃                                  03/22 12:45
推 zs71928:我笑了                                                  03/22 12:45
推 Elmore:徵單男去你床邊拍手                                       03/22 12:45
推 Nash4208:v7q4是三小啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD               03/22 12:47
推 a00561:會不會是女友把假牙拿掉的關係?                            03/22 12:47
推 lunatich:來賓請鼓掌~~~                                          03/22 12:47
→ slima5566:是幹鼓喔                                              03/22 12:55
推 knifechen:凍茲!凍茲!                                            03/22 12:56
推 haes89051:早上去公園有專業團體配合,啪啪聲響亮又有精神。        03/22 12:58
推 papatsao:是你的腰力不夠!別袂生牽拖厝邊!                       03/22 12:58
推 wilsw645:http://tinyurl.com/bmol3f7 愛怎麼啪就怎麼啪啪啪啪啪啪  03/22 12:58
→ c780412:kevins666大大正解 XD                                    03/22 12:59
推 virmigac:咚咚咚XDDDDDDD                                         03/22 13:00
推 a450125a:N所以結論是鼓掌團+好x迪 ?                              03/22 13:00
推 galyuu:推咚咚咚XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!         03/22 13:00
→ a450125a:→ v7q4:後來才發現是我女朋友的頭一直撞到牆壁           03/22 13:00
推 jay1234515:幹好好笑XDDDDD                                       03/22 13:02
→ lightpisces:v7q4 她現在還是你女友嗎XDDDDDDDDDDD                 03/22 13:02
推 fasteagle:趴趴趴 XD 打屁屁                                      03/22 13:05
推 bond30422:說不定是你腿部沒肉了..                                03/22 13:05
推 voddov:鼓掌團是哪招 XD                                          03/22 13:06
推 goodelodie:我笑到快內傷了                                       03/22 13:15
推 jmy1:好樂迪什麼啦                      其實叫你女友拍手就好啦   03/22 13:15
推 sos99995:沒力了 只是下意識挑省力的方式做吧                      03/22 13:15
推 intemet78:我曾經趴到蛋......                                    03/22 13:15
→ Csir:=======================揪拍手團==========================  03/22 13:16
推 easaber:....推文真奇葩                                          03/22 13:16
推 ahinetn123:請我請我                                             03/22 13:18
推 pokei200:連結笑翻了                                             03/22 13:21
推 iloveellepou:推文無敵爆笑!讚                                   03/22 13:26
推 rockss:有笑有推                                                 03/22 13:26
推 kango:XDDDDDDD                                                  03/22 13:32
推 wilson78225:幹怎麼這麼有才啊大家XDXDXD                          03/22 13:37
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推 Archerdark:叫鄉民幫你們拍手阿   一定萬人到場                    03/22 13:44
→ fpgial:    叫鄉民幫你們推屁股   一定萬人到場                    03/22 13:56
→ acebruce:好樂迪xdd                                              03/22 13:57
推 smallmao0525:鄉民幫你們拍屁股   一定萬人到場                    03/22 13:57
推 gn1572002:啪手超好笑  哈哈哈                                    03/22 13:59
推 yaloti:那個連結太好笑了                                         03/22 14:00
推 upurs:讓我加入,我來啪啪你                                       03/22 14:01
推 nekoares:揪拍手團啦                                             03/22 14:02
推 markchen:叫阿土伯、股市憲哥幫你們拍                             03/22 14:03
→ js0431:三小啦Y                                                  03/22 14:08
推 divac:你應該是最近被桶的那位分身                                03/22 14:10
噓 lifeframe:助跑不就得了? 要多大聲有多大聲                        03/22 14:11
→ XLnaki:哈哈 助跑                                                03/22 14:15
推 wun6904:推文太讚了!                                            03/22 14:19
噓 CFengY:為什麼你跟你的右手發出啪啪聲還要上來問                   03/22 14:20
推 oover:鼓掌是殺小拉 XDD                                          03/22 14:20
噓 g81915:聽力有問題還不去檢查?不要只會來發廢文                   03/22 14:24
推 iammark:安真支援http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kfDxQeKM5k
      03/22 14:26
推 stevely:鼓掌團XDDDDD                                            03/22 14:26
→ iammark:你要TURBO的話請連開五個視窗                             03/22 14:26
推 edward4904:灌氣進去就好啦 沒辦法你女友現在缺水不能灌水囉…      03/22 14:30
→ tetsu2008:不夠濕   不解釋                                       03/22 14:32
推 aicecoolman:被一樓笑死XD                                        03/22 14:33
推 nirvanalex:跟不夠溼沒關係好嗎ㄎㄎ                               03/22 14:35
推 msekili:推文好好翹喔XDD                                         03/22 14:39
→ franck:來賓請掌聲鼓勵  拍拍拍拍拍拍拍拍拍拍拍拍                 03/22 14:51
推 et134226:v7Q4好好笑...                                          03/22 14:53
推 silentence:鼓掌財經網  (疑?)                                    03/22 14:56
推 tcy323:因為你放筆電,所以才沒啪啪聲                             03/22 15:04
推 kdash03:笑翻 女友頭撞牆那位大大~                                03/22 15:06
推 avi5566:去豬肉攤買10斤五花回來墊女友屁股上 完美                 03/22 15:06
→ learnbao:v7q4是沙小拉XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  03/22 15:15
噓 chien0923:XD                                                    03/22 15:21
推 picachuu:那個連結 好北爛  哈哈哈哈哈                            03/22 15:26
噓 chiangmh:你沒念電子學                                           03/22 15:31
推 iamwind7954:幹肚子好痛  推文XDDD                                03/22 15:42
推 babaluu:推文XDDDDDDDDDDD                                        03/22 15:52
推 rafifish:推文讓我笑到流淚                                       03/22 16:02
推 lmf770410:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD連結是三小                 03/22 16:18
推 pegtom:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q29VsOdF-p0
               03/22 16:20
推 bensonliu:樓下的會幫你"推"..有助力有;有聲音!                    03/22 16:36
推 Acrono:有事嗎XDDDD                                              03/22 17:01
→ chuck920628:抹油不會?                                           03/22 17:02
噓 chen1765:明明就老2太短∼ 關女友啥事? 沒衝程怎會有啪啪聲響∼∼  03/22 17:16
→ chen1765:老2夠長∼ 瘦女友一樣會幹的啪啪響∼∼                   03/22 17:18
推 sos99995:這連結泰智障了xd                                       03/22 17:34
推 CFfisher:一邊動一邊拍手是三小XDDD                               03/22 17:44
推 ironsix:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjVk-r53TzE#t=24s
        03/22 17:51
推 HarrisLGC:ㄎㄏㄒ  樓上的各位大大˙實在是唷~~~~~~....            03/22 18:03
推 eric61401:放掌聲響起的連結是三小啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                03/22 18:10
推 xxxjp6cl6:推 Kouson:你需要的是鼓掌團                            03/22 18:11
推 ericchien:加入鼓掌財金網 d您股鼓掌 啪啪啪啪啪 啪啪啪啪 啪啪    03/22 18:17
推 deadeyes:何不轉去就可版XDD                                      03/22 18:53
推 pipi8224761:鼓掌太靠北了啦XDDD                                  03/22 18:53
推 skuei1982:去看棒球就有一大堆人幫妳納喊助威                      03/22 19:00
推 minor2586:士官長屁股肌肉太硬?                                   03/22 19:20
→ ufoon:   還     蠻     屌       的        屌      爆      惹    03/22 20:11
推 ava0810:推文太強,笑到流眼淚                                    03/22 20:11
推 custom311037:歡迎收看 康熙來了 你問問康永跟小S吧                03/22 20:27
推 leotompp:撞到牆是 哪招拉XDDDDD                                  03/22 20:44
推 kurtsun:推文太白痴了 XDDDD                                      03/22 20:52
推 prime763:噹噹噹噹∼噹噹噹∼                                     03/22 20:54
推 cyberridder:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYzDCZCJe0c
 啪啪啪!  03/22 21:02
推 tristine:有笑有推XD                                             03/22 21:18
→ chang5763:幹為什麼可以這麼好笑啊~~                              03/22 21:27
→ Hirano:快去學爵士鼓                                             03/22 21:39
噓 fjuqboy:放掌聲響起來阿                                          03/22 21:41
→ jajoy:撞擊距離短才有啪啪聲吧? 像歐美普遍老二大 很少啪啪聲的  03/22 22:26
推 candychen101:推文超好笑XDDDDD                                   03/22 22:32
推 luming:推連結 鼓掌                                              03/22 22:41
推 ILPHYS:K大的連結太爆笑了XDDDD                                   03/22 22:47
→ grdiro:乾真的太好笑了....我像個白癡在家亂笑                     03/22 23:14
推 littleblack5:1推文超好笑的                                      03/22 23:15
推 pttbest:..                                                      03/22 23:18
→ qn:推文                                                         03/22 23:45
→ bokianja:Qn 哇哇~在我上面.....推連結  哈哈                      03/22 23:49
推 CIDgreen:                                                       03/23 00:04
推 lucy07030703:樓上們推文讓我狂笑翻                               03/23 00:12
推 hu80522:今天的西斯真是爆笑滿點                                  03/23 00:22
噓 musicbesot:怎不去錢櫃 啪啪完還會給分數                          03/23 00:35
推 wangliju:推文救了這篇                                           03/23 00:46
推 kirby0415:我快笑死了XDDDDDD                                     03/23 00:57
推 Deesu:推文超哭xdddddddddd                                       03/23 01:22
真的是頗ㄏ,這麼多推文,沒有一個人是認真回答的
※ 編輯: alexf1027       來自: 140.113.123.237      (03/23 01:28)
推 jessie62926:連結太強惹XD                                        03/23 02:56
推 purtin16:好吧~認真回一下~做深蹲吧~~可是降大腿好像會變粗         03/23 02:56
※ chal:轉錄至看板 joke                                            03/23 03:00
→ wait0515:開門讓鄉民觀賞順便鼓掌阿                               03/23 03:04
推 bkm1:推文XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                     03/23 05:42
推 EnXIII:好樂迪GJ                                                 03/23 07:40
推 SunDing:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d712Th-4y0Q
 播這首歌     03/23 08:51
→ SunDing:Imagine Dragons "It's Time"整首都在拍手,希望對你有幫助  03/23 08:51
推 kenny0771:推鼓掌團XD                                            03/23 09:44
推 tim2241257:快笑死了XDDDD                                        03/23 11:20
噓 tolate:                                                         03/23 11:23
推 Dlibra:                                                         03/23 12:44
推 tomokazu:好啦 認真回你 只有兩個方法 自體脂肪豐臀 換女友         03/23 12:45
推 kaiia:三小 快笑死我了XD                                         03/23 13:22
推 XLARGE693:推 kevins666 網址XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  03/23 13:32
推 linisthebest:朝聖XDDDDDDDDDDDD                                  03/23 13:41
推 a8227416:西斯果然是個充滿歡樂  充滿愛的地方XDDD                 03/23 13:46
推 lin40032:朝聖!!!                                                03/23 14:47
推 a12451629:13舍IP                                                03/23 16:38
推 a3361433:推文真是太好笑了XDDDDD                                 03/23 17:05
推 chenyi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                          03/23 17:57
推 Altair19:聯結有梗                                               03/23 18:50
推 pttnew:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                           03/23 20:10
推 vinss:笑死我啦...XD~~                                           03/23 21:07
推 hate56:笑到不行XDDDDDD                                          03/23 21:32
推 lingling0000:肚子好痛XDD                                        03/23 21:41
推 asurada:不是你女友屁股變小,是你睪丸變小了                      03/23 22:03
噓 acken:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAzsc6hP9zc               03/23 22:21
推 chiu1505:笑翻了哈哈哈                                           03/23 22:57
推 bbearhiro:大樹哥支援http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W4TegjW7o4
  03/23 23:33
推 linkin1118:http://youtu.be/R5mMRiiCwak
 請服。                   03/23 23:58
推 cf1064:你可以請google小姐                                       03/24 00:37
推 ll1:這種文還認真什麼啊                                          03/24 00:49
推 noeetw:連世界金氏紀錄都出來了是怎樣XDDD                         03/24 02:29
→ noeetw:最好是有辦法哪麼快啦XDD                                  03/24 02:30
推 pan0912:有種手搖拍手器!你可以買來看看!                        03/24 07:29
推 wakauo:打邊幹邊打他屁股啊                                       03/24 09:41
推 qpawp:連結帥呆了!                                              03/24 14:09
推 sarsadsl:推簽名檔                                               03/24 16:43
推 brian8577:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TZB-hfMiaU
            03/24 17:55
→ brian8577:5:10秒 XD                                             03/24 17:56
推 antrhor:推咚咚咚                                                03/24 20:35
推 hahahalalala:幹飛看到推文差點笑死xD                             03/24 22:57
噓 kevin77884:113噓                                                03/25 16:28
推 yellow9528:連結超有梗 好笑                                      03/25 20:17
推 andylockin:推簽名檔                                             03/25 21:54
推 SBOUO:神推文XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                  03/26 03:15
推 seedboxs:http://ppt.cc/pk1T  怎麼能少的了金氏紀錄呢?            03/26 12:24
→ wayhone:這篇推文太有才了  笑到不行 XDDDD                        03/26 22:21
推 ritsukoc:http://news.gamme.com.tw/211831                        03/27 02:04
推 slodnet:朝聖                                                    03/27 17:38
推 oopsskimo:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8p9W-5vCXlk
            03/28 14:13
→ duonat:告背我笑到沒力..不過今天試過鼓掌財經網這招..有點難度     03/28 21:22
→ ZeroAeroXoly:*★\(* ̄▽ ̄)/★*"★\(* ̄皿 ̄)/★"*-★\(* ̄口 ̄)/  04/12 03:30
推 Utena:被撞牆笑到哭了                                            04/13 02:50
推 si3290:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                       04/25 06:15
推 botno1:朝聖 推文實在太爆笑了                                    05/20 03:53
推 scedbo412:朝聖XDDDDDDDDDD 幹 鼓掌太經典                         06/15 22:22
推 happlesim:來朝聖XDDDDDDDD我跟女友笑到想試試看                   06/16 16:48
推 jhsu889:朝聖,這實在是太好笑了,居然是女生跟我說叫我來看這篇    08/15 11:28


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