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 作者  kurtc (夏日的誤會)                                           看板  sex 
 標題  Re: [認真] 心理住著兩個人                                              
 時間  Tue Jun 25 00:14:33 2013                                               
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※ 引述《cc99099 (百事可樂)》之銘言:


既然你的上聯是『心裡住著兩個人』,想必下聯就是『老二勃起不能忍』,你放
心,大叔我不是什麼道德魔人,新鮮肉體人人愛,只是並非每個人都玩得起,這
種事,你做了就做了,還要抱著什麼『愧疚感』跟『罪惡感』上來討拍,不是擺
明丟男人的臉,上來給人扇耳光的嗎?

說真的啦,你都把新歡吃下去了,老二勃起時那個愧疚感在哪?喵的射完之後,
突然開啟聖人懺悔模式喔?還是說海綿體漲滿時是會掩蓋所謂的愧疚感,你要新
鮮肉體、你要戀愛感覺、妳跟新鮮肉體上床、你覺得很滿足,


然後突然覺得很愧疚.......???


要就當個徹頭徹尾的負心漢,娘的吃下去覺得就是要止餓,跟女人找洋屌測試自
己的深度跟潛力一樣,吃就吃了,還附贈愧疚光環是怎麼樣?會愧疚當初就不會
爽爽吃了,吃完跟我說很愧疚?你怎麼不去跟隔壁老王傾訴。


: 新歡-這是在大陸工作認識的女孩交往不到一個月,外型還不錯個性很好相處。
: 舊愛-交往五年了原訂今年或明年結婚,對她是一種責任。
: 在異地工作一個人容易寂寞,玩玩微信找陌生人聊天消遣時間,


玩個角色扮演遊戲,你是看過勇者侵門踏戶翻箱倒櫃開寶箱,拿到兩灌藥水後,
還會跟NPC說什麼很愧疚、不是故意要開他家寶箱的,娘的真正的勇者,就是
拿得理直氣壯、理所當然,開完寶箱後立刻衝去別家。

同理,你今天又是寂寞又是無聊,擺明就是要在外地找個女人來充當女友的角色
,又能談戀愛又能打砲,你找了吃了,後面補一槍什麼跟正牌女友準備要結婚,
我對她是種責任....


啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊...好耀眼啊!!這一瞬間差點閃瞎大叔我的狗眼了....


你在補上一堆跟新歡的西斯點時,怎麼就不提一下對女友的責任是啥?


我還以為是無間道的劉督察跑來了,說什麼以前我沒得選擇,在異地只能找人止
餓,現在我想作個好男人,請給我機會,去跟未婚妻說說看,看她願不願意給你
機會當個好男人,說不定你們能跨越真愛,未婚妻原諒你,你順利轉職成好男人
,如果不敢講,那麼吃完就默默放在心裡爽,不要得了便宜還賣乖,吃過還上來
喊餓,女人要插、聖人要作,哪這麼爽的事。



還是要聽大叔我說什麼:沒關係,出外人有時還是要吃一點止餓,回家後對老婆
好一點就行,你沒錯..錯的是寂寞、跟分隔兩地不能相見的心。


甲洨卡緊啦!!大叔我最佩服的,要嘛就作個不出軌的男人,要嘛就作個出軌偷
吃還一臉無所謂的小人,至少這兩種人都堅守自己的原則,不是貫徹自己忠於伴
侶的信念,不然就是完美詮釋壞男人該有的認知與體認。

要偷吃、又要替自己在良知上找個說法跟台階,喵的今天老二頂進去了,就不要
再來這種偽善的什麼女友對俺很好、俺有責任、俺很愧疚。

講這種話,連自己的老二都聽不下去好嗎....


: 我需要新鮮感,需要戀愛的感覺,
: 我分不清這是寂寞還是愛,
: 現在我對台灣的女友只有愧疚,
: 卻又想著跟新歡在一起,
: 或許花錢去買還比較不會有感情的糾纏,
: 我的心裡可以同時住兩個人?
: 可以把愛分配的平均嗎?


娘的,偷吃之後討拍還要來個文青風,小確幸一下是吧?老二狂頂時怎麼不會想
到這是寂寞還是愛?到底是天下女人心好看還是天下父母心好看?到底會轉彎的
是白海豚還是黑海豚,你怎麼都不會想到?


反正爽的時候就是『鮑緊緊、緊鮑鮑,老二抽插樂淘淘。』然後總覺得對自己那
在台灣的女友有些不好意思,嗯....那就是愧疚嗎∼俺沒有對不起女友,俺是寂
寞了,俺不是負心的人,俺只是分不清這是不是愛了,俺的心裡有兩間房間,可
以住兩位房客,俺正苦惱怎麼把愛分配的平均....


俺是個為愛苦惱的小房東∼俺的房客不可能這麼萌∼∼


地洗洗、桌面收一收,散場了啦,偷吃就別還想什麼替自己樹立道德上的完美,
搞得好像偷吃都是自己不願意,都是因為『全自動檢知蜜穴深度探測儀』搞的鬼
,害得俺現在受到良知的譴責。



要就當壞男人,不然就作個好男人,出去偷吃就放在心中,上來想要找鄉民替你
拍拍掛匾額是嗎?


這世界沒有完人,好人壞人都有,可是大叔最厭惡的,就是那種假惺惺的人,不
上不下,作壞事還要替自己找藉口開脫,幫幫忙,男人老二雄起時,就是理智斷
線日,敢玩就不要怕女友跑、怕什麼罪惡感愧疚感啦,現在講這些都是假的。


至於要不要跟新歡認真交往..嗯....這個大叔也不知道耶,你問一下你在台灣的
女友好了,還有你這種去大陸然後突然不知道自己是寂寞還是愛的,大叔看過身
邊一些例子,很多都是因為老二充血,導致腦部缺氧,結果錢都被挖光光,弄到
最後什麼都沒了,然後又被正宮發現,連『最挺我的女友』也跑了∼


不然就是去旅館,插到一半被新歡的表哥、男友、腦公破門,又被押著賠一筆,
免錢的最貴,自己不要只知道插穴,要記得看看成份說明、有沒有什麼黑心的原
料,別到時中了仙人跳還是被坑了,自己還在那裡什麼分不清什麼是寂寞什麼是
愛、對女友很愧疚,說那些都沒用了啦∼


這種事下次就低調點,只聞新歡穴,未見舊人哭,你已經對不起女友了,就別上
來找什麼名目替自己找到良知宣洩的出口或是理由,既然敢做,那就敢當好嗎..



西施點恕刪

: Ps:廣大的鄉民如果是你你會怎麼作,


Ans:


把跟新歡愛愛的場景錄起來,寫成食記,然後寄給女友,並且補上文青風書信:


我在他鄉,下面很癢,相隔遙遠,念妳如常。

莫道情短,寂寞夜長,上床嘆感傷。

愛情本是反覆無常,新歡舊愛自己想。

話雖如此,勃起腫脹,真心換洨兩行。


新歡的蜜穴我天天都在嚐,除了妳還有新歡能讓我爽。

好多愧疚在心裡藏了又藏,可是我無人能講。

跟新歡做愛每一次都漫長,這感覺確幸地印在我胸膛。

偷吃的事我不能與妳共享,只好到西斯這裡來講。

喔喔喔....


(以下副歌Replay)




相信大叔,這封信一催下去,保證你女友一定原諒你,不用感謝大叔,大叔是作
口碑跟作功德的,感謝放在心裡就好了。








-成年大叔的日常-



大叔兒子要念國小了,最近大嬸一直要他看書,兒子邊看書邊問問題,大嬸要看
韓劇發花癡,就把兒子丟給大叔處理,本著孩子的教育不能等,凡是兒子有疑問
時,大叔都會細心解答,以求作為一個盡責的好爸爸。



兒子:把拔,什麼是『糾纏』?


大叔:糾纏就是..你被一個人纏著不放,怎麼都無法擺脫他。


兒子:?


大叔:就像你馬麻一直糾纏你把拔,最後把拔受不了終於決定要娶她,懂了嗎?


兒子:我懂了∼


五分鐘後...


兒子:把拔,什麼是『貪小便宜吃大ㄍㄨㄟ』?


大叔:應該是貪小便宜吃大虧..就是說為了一點點好處,結果損失更多。


兒子:?


大叔:就像當初你把拔覺得你外公家很近,所以決定追你馬麻,結果後來才知道
   你馬麻很愛罵人。


兒子:喔喔..把拔什麼都知道!!把拔棒棒!!


大叔:把拔當然棒棒了∼



大嬸:媽的你們兩個統統給我出去罰站!!現在!!



兒子:馬麻∼是把拔在說妳愛罵人,不是我喔。


大叔:........







--
老婆:今天煮的午餐好不好吃?要全部吃完喔∼(微笑)

兒子:馬麻煮的菜最好吃了,可是我吃飽了,剩下的全部給把拔吃∼

我  :兒子....你不吃也不要害我啊........

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推 katin1113:深夜好文!                                             06/25 01:22
推 Shinedown:這篇有沒有機會在臉書上看到呢 ㄏㄏ                     06/25 01:22
推 Fxxkyou5566:推                                                  06/25 01:22
推 heroerrantry:看到K大只能推了 XDDDD                              06/25 01:23
推 moon0987:推!                                                    06/25 01:23
推 ckbo0424:打臉打的啪啪響啊!!!                                    06/25 01:23
推 jamselee:推                                                     06/25 01:24
推 chiayunwu:鮑緊緊、緊鮑鮑,老二抽插樂淘淘..笑到岔氣..            06/25 01:25
推 shadwell:兒子各種打臉阿  將來一定是有為青年                     06/25 01:26
推 ialy:好久沒看到K大了 推阿                                       06/25 01:27
推 Alcor:你老婆跟你兒子未來會不會謀財害命領你的保險金啊...         06/25 01:27
推 zero549893:K大必推                                              06/25 01:27
推 littleyu0:K大優質好文必推!!                                     06/25 01:31
推 guapisimo:一定要推的啊∼∼                                      06/25 01:34
推 pn5566:XDDDDD                                                   06/25 01:34
推 a3361433:這文章真棒 小弟佩服!!!                                 06/25 01:34
推 ivan79:推                                                       06/25 01:35
推 SoGaBeHa:推                                                     06/25 01:35
推 MirageAngel:*★\(* ̄▽ ̄)/★*"★\(* ̄皿 ̄)/★"*-★\(* ̄口 ̄)/*  06/25 01:35
推 Error999:一下就爆了 沒百推可惜                                  06/25 01:36
推 qscxz:K大!!!!                                                   06/25 01:38
推 metalguy:推一下無間道                                           06/25 01:39
推 djyunjie:推                                                     06/25 01:39
推 marquess2980:優質好文!!!!                                       06/25 01:42
推 atrabiliar:深夜好文,必推阿!!!                               06/25 01:43
推 midolineko:K大朝聖推!!                                        06/25 01:43
推 tueryo:文青大叔 教教我作文好不好XDD                             06/25 01:46
推 jtweng:++                                                       06/25 01:48
推 redice933:許久未見,依然後勁十足XDD                             06/25 01:48
推 g22104:朝聖!!!!                                                 06/25 01:53
推 forbefor:你兒子天生內建腹黑學啊  恭喜恭喜                       06/25 01:55
推 z75383:K大!!                                                    06/25 01:55
推 Mr0829:老二勃起不能忍XDD                                        06/25 01:57
推 lin417112:後勁超強XDDDD                                         06/25 01:57
推 vs011823:寧做真小人 勿做偽君子 要做就做到底                     06/25 01:58
推 yugowolf:『全自動檢知蜜穴深度探測儀』搞的鬼                     06/25 01:59
推 SAC0724:哭了 這才是西斯                                         06/25 01:59
推 chigo0123:佩服K大                                               06/25 02:02
推 Articuno:kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk  06/25 02:03
推 weboau:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                   06/25 02:05
推 fish612:k大好詩阿,沒有考慮給兒子多個弟弟或妹妹嗎               06/25 02:08
推 zero249238:推了再看                                             06/25 02:12
推 daniel0213:先推了!!!                                            06/25 02:13
推 gungunit:推!                                                   06/25 02:17
推 paranight:0.0                                                   06/25 02:18
推 quincy2264:難得好文                                             06/25 02:19
推 michael0323:k大必推 推完再看~                                   06/25 02:19
推 Nono1986:兒子好厲害                                             06/25 02:19
推 ghghccc:娘的 超中肯的                                           06/25 02:20
推 keepoo:根據這對話 100%是你兒子嘛 從小就有乃父之風               06/25 02:23
推 Vancefl:K大必推!!                                               06/25 02:30
推 r1239386:以後k大兒子上來看這些文 應該會崩潰XDDD                 06/25 02:31
推 d004093:寫得真好                                                06/25 02:32
推 mouse4260:把拔,馬麻在你後面,氣到彈出來了                      06/25 02:33
推 shingtsai:大推                                                  06/25 02:35
推 CasparYung:XDDD                                                 06/25 02:38
推 IDRA:aqw戰力太弱了啦  怎麼不敢回了                              06/25 02:39
推 Cervelo1995:先跪迎K大!                                          06/25 02:40
推 hairqq:看ID就先推了                                             06/25 02:43
推 w6422613:k大還是一樣好笑XDDDDDDD                                06/25 02:48
推 s09371703:幾百年沒見k大了!!連潛水的我都不得不大推一下           06/25 02:51
推 kaka642000:期末考還是要推                                       06/25 02:52
推 Cervelo1995:看完文章真的是不知道該講什麼....果然是西施之神      06/25 02:53
推 zswg:第一次看到神!                                             06/25 02:54
推 Cervelo1995:祝K大早日中出成功, 再得子(女)!                      06/25 02:58
推 LazyCool:神來了 我今天才知道神之子更是神 挖洞於無形之間         06/25 03:07
推 poikg:原來是K大...                                              06/25 03:07
推 bluerinoa:有神快推                                              06/25 03:07
推 s3817770:k大必推                                                06/25 03:10
推 tyouhaha:w. push                                                06/25 03:10
推 horizondrift:K大怎麼可能生不出來,整天無限中出耶,這種日子不是  06/25 03:12
推 funk167:好神~~(獻上西斯首推)                                    06/25 03:12
→ horizondrift:應該潮爽的嗎~在懷第二胎之前可以X到膩為止(?)        06/25 03:13
推 marcohpsh:不推不行                                              06/25 03:14
推 beartim:這歌詞會不會太強大了XDDDDD                              06/25 03:16
推 ckevint:好久沒看到K大 這篇實在太好了XD                          06/25 03:17
推 sd131420:看到id就先推了                                         06/25 03:21
推 jedilord:k大受大家一拜阿                                        06/25 03:23
推 profyang:k大的兒子好可愛XDDD究竟是小天使還是小惡魔呢?           06/25 03:27
推 flyinginwind:K大必推 好詩好詩                                   06/25 03:30
推 gary63122:終於回西斯啦~~~                                       06/25 03:33
推 ReNa0529:終於能朝聖到K大!!!痛哭牛涕                             06/25 03:35
推 Tmgy:不兇一次真的不行Zer                                        06/25 03:39
推 AreMour:K大你消失太久了~~~~                                     06/25 03:39
推 answer219:K大推推                                               06/25 03:41
推 rogerkidd:看到妳在他鄉改編就是推∼                              06/25 03:47
推 pp63541:推爆                                                    06/25 03:53
推 korsg:k神歸位啦                                                 06/25 03:53
推 HTH88:K大必推!                                                  06/25 03:55
推 rn22244:不推對不起自己                                          06/25 03:55
推 k145:推阿   愛在他鄉改編的真讚                                  06/25 03:56
推 yongqing:朝聖                                                   06/25 04:01
推 faloca:是k大!!!!!!!   好濕好聞~ 好聞好濕啊~~~~~~~~              06/25 04:01
推 XtroyX:強大!                                                    06/25 04:01
推 gg889g8:神作 神吐糟                                             06/25 04:11
推 inbongos5566:K大必推 噓文的頗ㄏ                                 06/25 04:14
推 rebecca7528:K大推∼                                             06/25 04:15
推 evilture:K大回來啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                       06/25 04:24
推 maybe2moro:好久不見的K大這是一定要推的阿!                      06/25 04:37
推 stevenkuo:文風變了                                              06/25 04:42
推 KERPAT:超神                                                     06/25 04:50
推 HercuLiz:必推!                                                  06/25 05:08
推 peterbrucele:神吐槽啊!                                          06/25 05:20
推 ssun302231:哥推的不是文,是佩服!                               06/25 05:21
推 sugarrax:太好笑了!推                                            06/25 05:25
推 chx64:媽的!你到底哪來那麼多梗啦!                               06/25 05:27
推 demello:K大,太F了!                                           06/25 05:31
推 Dix123:對聯是靠杯喔XDDD                                         06/25 05:35
推 k5a:k大又回來了                                                 06/25 05:46
推 c780412:靠杯又不失中肯 好文好文!                                06/25 05:46
推 pps80432:k大我愛你!! 加油站永遠深植我心                         06/25 05:48
推 ciaaarz:k大必推!                                                06/25 05:49
推 chenfc:這噓的不是人啊哈哈哈哈哈                                 06/25 06:02
推 bowyui:K大神吐槽阿XDDDDDDDDDD                                   06/25 06:09
推 min81527:K大讚啦!!                                              06/25 06:09
推 NYMets5566:K大必推阿!!                                          06/25 06:11
推 hipposman:k大出手必推                                           06/25 06:20
推 tempo123:推                                                     06/25 06:22
推 s114781016:K大聽到大家的呼喚啦!!!!讚!!!!!              06/25 06:27
推 SpyJ:k大必推啊啊啊~~                                            06/25 06:27
→ spritepeare:好神~獻上西斯首推                                   06/25 06:38
推 holygoner:媽呀  是K大                                           06/25 06:42
推 trajan:好文必推!!!                                           06/25 06:43
推 imhideji:請問全自動檢知蜜穴深度探測儀要去哪買XDDD               06/25 06:52
推 ifonly0320:推k大的好文!!                                        06/25 06:58
推 howtz:                                                          06/25 07:16
推 soulbug:k大必推!                                                06/25 07:30
推 lukelin15:哈哈哈                                                06/25 07:31
推 nccu770208:K大專業打臉文                                        06/25 07:35
推 alecgood:K大回來了!!!推啊!!!                                    06/25 07:36
推 deani:推                                                        06/25 07:36
推 iamOsaka:K大必推!!!! 太中肯了!!!                                06/25 07:51
推 crazywater:K大必推!!!!!!!!!!                                    06/25 07:53
推 jason0120:朝聖推!!!                                             06/25 07:54
推 cjhcjh:前半段同一個論調卻可以屁一大堆 所以我真的很討厭作文      06/25 07:54
推 sbasidegood:K大你兒子完全像你阿!                                06/25 07:55
推 zeus2006:推…K大叔!                                            06/25 07:57
推 Hartmann:K大必推                                                06/25 07:58
推 ffu2006:aqw被打臉 就不見了XD                                    06/25 08:00
推 sannji:精彩!!句句屬實中肯,最討厭那種要吃又裝委屈的,哪委屈了?  06/25 08:01
推 MAZX:朝聖啦                                                     06/25 08:09
推 whes88176:也太好笑                                              06/25 08:12
推 steve5:我和我弟足足相差九歲!K大不要放棄XDDD                    06/25 08:17
推 flowerfarmer:推啦啦啦啦啦                                       06/25 08:18
推 ranway:k大!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                                06/25 08:20
推 biorockma:K大好文必推!!中年大叔的認同感!!                       06/25 08:21
推 Clarence:XD                                                     06/25 08:21
推 simon5506:看到劉督察直接笑出來                                  06/25 08:22
推 odin1206:朝聖推                                                 06/25 08:25
推 bert016:只能推了∼                                              06/25 08:25
推 p336465:push~~~~                                                06/25 08:31
推 hogiking:推                                                     06/25 08:33
推 joedothis:K大出品必屬佳作!這篇甲上上, 喔不,是特優!            06/25 08:37
推 pisces212:好猛                                                  06/25 08:37
推 icypole:心有戚戚焉 推                                           06/25 08:39
推 bernon:是男人吃了就靜靜,上來討拍搞屁啊                          06/25 08:44
推 verystupid:推                                                   06/25 08:46
推 ToTaiwan:推                                                     06/25 08:46
推 Galm:推啦 吃了還上來討拍 根本就年人的臉 沒GUTS                  06/25 08:48
→ Galm:                           男                              06/25 08:49
推 JINGSHAN:大推XD                                                 06/25 08:53
推 jacktw1987:久不見k大作品 言詞一樣犀利 內容一樣精采  ㄎㄎ        06/25 08:56
推 MacBookProR:推k大                                               06/25 08:57
推 DriedMango:推                                                   06/25 08:59
推 ken0921:太有才了                                                06/25 09:00
推 ceowu:推~                                                       06/25 09:01
推 kay22:推K大改編老歌                                             06/25 09:05
推 nekoares:K大猛啊~                                               06/25 09:08
推 sister3q:一樣的狀況,我男友直接跟大陸妹逍遙……Orz…這篇解悶阿   06/25 09:08
推 sob:推K 大,神作阿!                                            06/25 09:10
推 ottohu:啊~K大 必推                                              06/25 09:11
推 SJSJ:溫腥                                                       06/25 09:13
推 fenriy:雖然前段感覺很特意要賣弄梗...不過這風向也只能推          06/25 09:13
推 petereva:推~~~                                                  06/25 09:15
推 fpgial:XD                                                       06/25 09:18
推 cage820518:太~強~啦~                                            06/25 09:18
推 a855145:推                                                      06/25 09:18
推 TKW5566:XDDDDDDDDDDDD                                           06/25 09:19
推 milksnakes:K大必推~~                                            06/25 09:20
推 ordinary21:推                                                   06/25 09:25
推 Slap5566:這篇讓我打臉56都只能推了!同樣56家族別出來丟臉好嗎?噓   06/25 09:26
推 kenken7389:棒棒                                                 06/25 09:27
推 tsming:出去!現在!XDDDDDD                                      06/25 09:29
推 holahola0607:k大必推                                            06/25 09:30
推 LHN602:連馬自達的出去現在都用上了   朝聖+1                      06/25 09:30
→ geniuscheung:看過太多被中國女人騙的 這應該也是                  06/25 09:30
推 nelso:太強了...不推對不起良心~~                                 06/25 09:31
推 OceanFly:鮑緊緊、緊鮑鮑,老二抽插樂淘淘。超好笑的~~             06/25 09:32
推 bjoe:推                                                         06/25 09:33
推 lilian555:\k大/ \k大/ \k大/ \k大/\k大/ \k大/\k大/ \k大/         06/25 09:34
推 dkchronos:.......XDDDDDDDDDDDD                                  06/25 09:37
推 tzongyao:K大出品 必屬佳作!                                      06/25 09:39
推 SungGo:早上就看到神文 推啊                                      06/25 09:44
推 mesto:只能推了 QwQ                                              06/25 09:45
推 secpeda:XDDDDDDDDDDDD                                           06/25 09:45
推 hiphopper18:一大早就看到這篇 推啦                               06/25 09:45
推 clse2004:好文必推!                                              06/25 09:50
推 globekiller:k大為什麼這麼有才啊XD                               06/25 09:51
推 t103lkk:K大就是要推 心裡住兩個人想公平就老二切成兩半阿!!!!      06/25 09:54
推 chuckjr:有笑有推                                                06/25 09:55
推 WilliamEX:K大棒棒!                                              06/25 09:55
推 wantkill:推                                                     06/25 09:56
推 venroxas:K大回來啦!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                 06/25 09:58
噓 FFTTDD:聰明的還是爽爽插 免錢的最爽!!! 並沒有最貴喔              06/25 09:59
推 egnegn:有前途阿這兒子哈                                         06/25 10:02
推 backspin:K大必推~~~                                             06/25 10:02
推 llking:不能認同你更多了@@"~所以你去罰站了??                     06/25 10:03
推 freefun:K大推! 原PO錄影後記得上傳讓板眾幫你剪輯                 06/25 10:04
→ paleoworld:K大好棒阿!!!XD                                    06/25 10:04
推 Yolosnow:推k大的幸福                                            06/25 10:04
推 faust4:碰!                                                      06/25 10:06
推 lovespider:XDDDD                                                06/25 10:08
推 ukeric:k大 不解釋~                                              06/25 10:09
推 a00561:                                                         06/25 10:10
推 jianliung:推                                                    06/25 10:11
推 saddog:K大好文推!                                               06/25 10:16
推 mit22:K大必推                                                   06/25 10:17
推 pfory:只敢兇網友,不敢兇老婆                                    06/25 10:23
推 tawi:xdddddd                                                    06/25 10:30
推 lovedj:竟然釣出K神∼膜拜ING                                     06/25 10:31
推 oneonone118:真的被糾纏就知道什麼最貴了                          06/25 10:33
推 stlaw:K大好文推                                                 06/25 10:33
推 peacekeeper:文采斐然                                            06/25 10:39
推 KGKVHJ:哈哈 上來討拍還要鄉民幫忙掛匾額                          06/25 10:39
推 lalabass:推!!!!!!                                               06/25 10:40
推 s80623:後面太好笑XDDD                                           06/25 10:42
推 athomas:K大:以我之名就是品質保證                                06/25 10:43
推 wilson78225:乾怎麼每篇都這麼強XDXDXD                            06/25 10:49
推 neotw:K神再臨!                                                  06/25 10:50
推 Nomoresin:推                                                    06/25 10:50
推 lawrence2005:K大朝聖必推!!!                                     06/25 10:51
推 athomas:果然是大叔  用了80年代的神曲改編  害我跟著唱 無違和感   06/25 10:52
推 sam761226:                                                      06/25 10:52
推 chengmin6618:神作!!                                             06/25 10:52
推 Lightzr:朝聖阿                                                  06/25 10:54
推 whistle792:是k大,,,快拜                                      06/25 11:00
推 Man69:幹,看到後面雙腿一軟 不禁跪在地上  大哥您文筆真好         06/25 11:02
推 tsukasa22:K大不推不行                                           06/25 11:06
推 malemma:也太好笑XD                                              06/25 11:07
推 pean1204:不推不行                                               06/25 11:10
推 ironfox:XDDDD                                                   06/25 11:17
推 AmberQ:西斯首推!                                               06/25 11:21
推 ueu72312:該生女兒了啦!!!女兒超可愛!!!!                          06/25 11:22
推 anfernee0520:K大必推啦!!                                        06/25 11:22
推 pon0306:戰力十足 K大必推                                        06/25 11:22
推 verki:只能推了 haha                                             06/25 11:23
推 HanabishiPon:這一定要推阿!!!!                                   06/25 11:25
推 SEAL0220:推 K大                                                 06/25 11:26
推 arhtur945:K大,推了                                             06/25 11:27
推 kimcl:有笑有推~~K大出品 必屬佳作                                06/25 11:28
推 ssslyes:推!                                                    06/25 11:28
推 tbs002532:推~                                                   06/25 11:33
推 ppit:不愧是K大!                                                 06/25 11:35
推 brother172:k大專業                                              06/25 11:36
推 gn00030879:XDDDDD                                               06/25 11:37
推 arlesli:不推對不起自已                                          06/25 11:38
推 Eike0101:看君一席文 勝讀10年書~~~~~                             06/25 11:40
推 ISRC:推爆你XDD                                                  06/25 11:42
推 ariasonata:K大出沒了  快推                                      06/25 11:43
推 wxes50617:K大又出現了XDDD必推!!!                                06/25 11:46
推 brian1219:K大必推                                               06/25 11:48
推 ePaper:XDDDD                                                    06/25 11:48
推 TokyoKind:兒子好聰明阿                                          06/25 11:50
推 wmwieqo:K大太中肯了                                             06/25 11:56
推 yuanjang:K大必推                                                06/25 11:57
推 papaliu:K大必推! 神吐槽                                         06/25 11:58
推 MITCHLIN:                                                       06/25 11:59
推 milk7006:這篇笑點好多阿XDDD 這二 三個月來最強的一篇XDDDD        06/25 12:00
推 doasgloria:快笑死 XDDDDDD                                       06/25 12:00
推 steven211:XD                                                    06/25 12:03
推 nobodybutyou:我喜歡這篇文章,我投它。                           06/25 12:03
推 vincent6166:推                                                  06/25 12:07
推 l1ViE:溫馨。                                                    06/25 12:08
推 pilibobo:K大終於回來西斯版了!!                                  06/25 12:08
噓 kiddking:標準道德魔人起手式,偷吃說自已不得已不行嗎?           06/25 12:10


可以啊^^偷吃當然可以上來討拍,你可以告訴我是有人拿槍指著原PO的頭,
逼他偷吃?

幹這種事,要就靜靜的吃,默默的爽,吃完上來喊不得已,我看只是想炫耀
自己吃了幾個大陸妹吧^^

已經在灰色地帶了,就別想洗白了,真正的道德魔人,第一句就電你為什麼
要出去偷吃了啦,這年頭道德魔人的徵選條件這麼低喔∼隨便都中選。

推 jmonya:全自動檢知蜜穴深度探測儀 <- 超好笑...                    06/25 12:11
推 MITCHLIN:就是不行阿                                             06/25 12:12
推 Drone:+++                                                       06/25 12:12
推 chelsy0205:K大中肯必推~~                                        06/25 12:12
推 rexagi1988:K大西斯不能沒有妳阿阿阿阿                            06/25 12:12
推 benntqoo:爆                                                     06/25 12:13
推 ianpanda0406:神作XDDDDDDDDDD                                    06/25 12:13
推 Jay915:推                                                       06/25 12:14
推 locknload:推                                                    06/25 12:14
推 bamabo:goooood,好文推!                                         06/25 12:14
推 lkkppio:K大!!!!!!!!!!!!                                         06/25 12:16
→ kiddking:用同樣的標準,明明自己是道德魔人,又硬說不是就可以?   06/25 12:16
推 Lailungsheng:推K大.                                             06/25 12:17
推 caesarzeus:朝聖來了                                             06/25 12:17
※ 編輯: kurtc           來自: 220.136.252.125      (06/25 12:23)
推 angerm1117:大叔神文 讓西斯發光發熱阿 Orz 小弟拜服               06/25 12:21
推 allenJr:寫得好,推一下!                                        06/25 12:23
推 disappear978:這神文不推不行啊XD                                 06/25 12:23
推 sanhowu:推啦                                                    06/25 12:25
推 et5787:K大必推!!!!                                              06/25 12:26
推 aaanavy:K大必推!!                                               06/25 12:26
推 didilala:靠..是野生的K大...朝聖推                               06/25 12:32
推 zBen:過了這麼久 大叔怎麼還沒第二胎XDDDD                         06/25 12:42
推 wenroujason:朝聖推  k大好久不見                                 06/25 12:42
推 kingofage111:K大必推                                            06/25 12:47
推 damm:今天的k大我喜歡                                            06/25 12:47
推 OORdreamer:推!                                                 06/25 12:50
推 umsh306678:K大就推了                                            06/25 13:00
推 seeback:推                                                      06/25 13:03
推 tinrabbit:寫得太好了,推K大!!!!!                                06/25 13:05
推 lollon:     朝聖推!!                                          06/25 13:08
推 w660:K大必推                                                    06/25 13:13
推 eddyman40:看到K大就是要拜m(_ _)m                         06/25 13:15
推 n963k:大叔推                                                    06/25 13:16
推 TCross2:K大出品,品質保證                                       06/25 13:21
推 iammacross:推~                                                  06/25 13:22
推 bush6993:K大就是要讓人膜拜的阿!!!!                              06/25 13:23
推 peace1way:推!                                                  06/25 13:25
推 smalm:K大出品 必屬佳作 !!!!!                                    06/25 13:38
推 wen7706:K大必推                                                 06/25 13:41
推 Hyacinth0:文@真好                                              06/25 13:45
推 aCCQ:好讚阿~~~~                                                 06/25 13:45
推 babaluu:進擊的K大XDDDDDD                                        06/25 14:05
推 bbbbbb444444:朝聖                                               06/25 14:13
推 nissekl:好文章阿!!                                              06/25 14:15
推 j3168603:K大必推~~~~中肯!!!!!!!!!!                              06/25 14:21
推 prnim:K大的言論太精彩了~不推不行                                06/25 14:24
推 fish0048:朝聖推!                                                06/25 14:28
推 GODg8:推                                                        06/25 14:30
推 o790224:這... 這不是普通的大叔啊!!!                             06/25 14:36
推 echochrome:同意啦,偷吃就不要上來幫自己合理化                   06/25 15:15
推 etrana:你的文筆太酷了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                     06/25 15:19
推 prettywendy:老二勃起不能忍                                      06/25 15:30
推 star0275:好詩好詩                                               06/25 15:54
推 bossin0420:鮑緊緊、緊鮑鮑,老二抽插樂淘淘!!                     06/25 15:55
推 quickey:哈哈神之歌XD                                            06/25 15:56
推 korzen:看來有新警察不認識西斯K大XDDD                            06/25 15:58
→ marjan:http://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Boy-Girl/M.1369993440.A.DB7.html   06/25 16:08
→ marjan:女版                                                     06/25 16:08
推 handsomebp:朝聖                                                 06/25 16:16
推 hothotdog:太厲害                                                06/25 16:38
推 SNSDpk5566:好笑                                                 06/25 16:38
推 twoKBOy:推k大!!                                                 06/25 16:45
推 kevin0614:K大推!!                                               06/25 16:46
推 benzene:K大必推~~~~                                             06/25 16:47
推 KMSNY:剛澤斌XD                                                  06/25 16:54
推 ricky100:K大必推∼歌有著唱..XDDD                                06/25 16:59
推 wielly:K大∼(膜拜)                                             06/25 17:03
推 bruce1221:推                                                    06/25 17:06
推 apnl:k大棒棒~                                                   06/25 17:20
噓 WarTravel:好厲害 第一次看到推爆文只有1噓耶~~我當第2 顆顆        06/25 17:20
推 pan1127:K大,推一個                                              06/25 17:24
推 angelafreet:好文!必推!                                        06/25 17:28
推 hanksky:配上MV 這信回的太好啦~~~~                               06/25 17:39
推 powmien:push                                                    06/25 17:45
推 irenenige:k大必推 Q-Q                                           06/25 18:14
推 ufr:K大筆風和用字遣詞有點轉變了                      還是要推!  06/25 18:18
推 st31721:K大好詩!!矯情的人就是要用力地罵!                        06/25 18:42
推 Leji:cool!                                                      06/25 18:46
推 x51923716:推推 鮑緊緊、緊鮑鮑,老二抽插樂淘淘 看到我就射了wwww  06/25 18:50
推 go7330:K大推                                                    06/25 18:58
推 sdhaha:哈哈   是K大   超好笑的                                  06/25 19:04
推 graigc:K大這歌是虼C天愛你多一些                              06/25 19:14
推 qron:K大文必推XDDDDDDDDDDD                                      06/25 19:29
推 prestigejoM:n詩 好濕                                            06/25 19:38
推 cauter:K大好文 推!                                              06/25 19:46
推 v2ssili:超中肯!!XDDD                                            06/25 19:56
推 seatt:朝聖推!                                                  06/25 19:57
推 eat9tree:天下女人心比較好看                                     06/25 20:02
推 KMSNY:看詞的話是妳在他鄉 不是每天愛你多一些 雖然曲一樣          06/25 20:04
推 grimkevin:有狗屌                                                06/25 20:09
推 jackeman:笑翻了                                                 06/25 20:11
推 black113045:好文筆!!                                            06/25 20:15
推 superkingbro:好久沒口爆k大了...喔  是推爆 ><                    06/25 20:38
推 roger5300015:k大推~                                             06/25 20:41
推 victor77131:沒想到在這能看到優質好文                            06/25 20:46
推 luckyodi:受小弟一拜                                             06/25 20:51
推 kdid:朝聖~~~                                                    06/25 20:55
推 llhokutoll:看了前面幾句馬上看ID~果然是K大~讚啦!!                06/25 21:01
推 lonesomeJ:朝聖推                                                06/25 21:19
推 ar109982:k大大書必推xD                                          06/25 21:22
推 HolyRice:潮聖                                                   06/25 21:24
推 lineage1231:朝聖推                                              06/25 21:27
推 crazysmall8:先推再看!!!                                         06/25 21:41
推 kyll:神作XD                                                     06/25 21:42
推 kyll:K大必推~~~~中肯!                                           06/25 21:44
推 ks823:K大太好笑了                                               06/25 21:55
推 HDanny:中肯推                                                   06/25 21:58
推 doller:K大精闢言論,打臉神文,不推不行。                        06/25 22:00
推 eisenccw:朝聖!!! 精闢!                                      06/25 22:16
推 knight0123:這首詩實在是太好了~~~己找不到什麼詞來讚美            06/25 22:20
推 onlygr:K大啊!!朝聖                                              06/25 22:23
推 shikiDS:PUSH!                                                   06/25 22:25
推 yyyyabigbear:好久不見的k大!!必推!!                          06/25 22:41
推 gloomwind:好好笑                                                06/25 22:53
推 FenixYu:朝聖推!                                                06/25 22:54
推 superzenki:push                                                 06/25 22:55
推 a16331245:朝聖!!!!                                              06/25 23:11
推 yao740123:朝聖推                                                06/25 23:14
推 mike5312:推啦!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                 06/25 23:21
推 wesley0513:K大!!!!推                                            06/25 23:21
推 Jefa910:兒子真的越來越懂事了  什麼時候要換他接發文的棒子        06/25 23:32
推 misterass:k大必推                                               06/25 23:41
推 gso5566:朝聖                                                    06/25 23:43
推 f10666:k大必推~~~中肯                                           06/25 23:44
推 Repugnant:有K大文可看 真好                                      06/25 23:58
推 ooadd:兒子根本腹黑男!!!!!  小小年紀就這樣~長大不得了唷 哈       06/26 00:00
推 hsuehroger:未看先推                                             06/26 00:17
推 jolinjolin:推推推!!朝聖!!                                       06/26 00:21
推 biorad:不推一下跟不上潮流                                       06/26 00:24
推 kkkoookkk:K大必推                                               06/26 00:37
推 mingpsy:XD                                                      06/26 00:50
推 virmigac:兒子好可愛XDDDDDDD                                     06/26 00:56
推 jkasc28s:K大推~                                                 06/26 00:58
推 makubex95:只能推了bj4                                           06/26 01:05
推 aphrodite98:說的好!!! 偷吃還討拍 噁心死了 假正義!               06/26 01:14
推 Liumi:媽我在這._./                                              06/26 01:23
推 icebobby:才想說好久沒看到K大的文..推一個!!                      06/26 01:25
推 lenzi0:朝聖                                                     06/26 01:26
推 darwin0711:K大推                                                06/26 01:31
推 tyui0459:推                                                     06/26 01:35
推 coolsprite:朝聖∼ k大要推一下                                   06/26 01:47
推 AInnor:真的是好文                                               06/26 03:09
推 BAcard:朝聖推~                                                  06/26 03:20
推 forgetcry66:怎能不推                                            06/26 03:35
推 vivider:push                                                    06/26 04:09
推 sunycat:好厲害                                                  06/26 04:21
推 musicbesot:比起什麼酥霉臃腫的千篇一律不知所謂 看這種文正向多了  06/26 05:11
推 appleIII:西斯需要你啊 雖然這裡早淪陷 中肯好文推推               06/26 08:11
推 tyue:讚~                                                        06/26 08:31
推 blueooy520:K大必朝聖                                            06/26 08:58
推 handsomeKim:優質                                                06/26 09:05
推 charlie1kimo:是K大!!!!                                          06/26 09:37
推 htaedamay:喔 這不是k大嗎!                                      06/26 10:24
推 EnXIII:好文筆XDDDD                                              06/26 10:34
推 randyc:推~~~~~`                                                 06/26 11:02
→ pat1006:你開玩笑的吧∼∼這樣教小孩∼∼                          06/26 11:03
推 ieoAAAA:教的超好的啊~                                           06/26 11:33
推 chan15:太有才!                                                 06/26 11:55
推 moonking3599:K大大推~~                                          06/26 12:17
推 intotherain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                06/26 12:21
推 yamala:虎父無犬子..                                             06/26 14:45
推 EwoS:大叔的日常~不推對不起自己                                  06/26 15:13
推 alanzerg0357:K大推XD                                            06/26 16:15
推 idsa:朝聖~推K大                                                 06/26 16:17
推 zephyr9114:K大~!!!                                              06/26 16:33
推 aoc229001:XDDDDD K大好棒                                        06/26 17:07
推 ink31267:媽我在這!                                              06/26 18:02
推 lee5317510:K大~~                                                06/26 18:50
推 rojin:是K大,推!!y                                              06/26 19:05
推 cancer22:朝聖                                                   06/26 20:55
推 foryou168:puuuuush                                              06/26 21:07
推 wantsleep:K大不推不行                                           06/26 21:30
推 sorrowa:朝聖                                                    06/26 21:34
推 kshsbug:是妳在他鄉  知道這首歌的應該都有點年紀了....            06/26 21:58
推 kmoonshine:K大不推不行,快笑死了                                06/26 22:28
推 davis521:\k大好棒棒/                                            06/26 23:53
推 a31906109:被講的好像遊戲王一樣 還兩個房間勒...怎麼 還要找名字?  06/27 00:44
→ a31906109:只能說K大砍的剛好....                                 06/27 00:45
推 bobosun:推                                                      06/27 01:07
推 hunfu:補推....                                                  06/27 01:15
推 ferrero:凹嗚                                                    06/27 01:18
推 herryhsueh:k大啊...看到簽名檔終於想起來了...娘子快出來啊        06/27 01:43
推 Ayaun0417:喔喔~ 好棒                                            06/27 01:49
推 v2558000:K大 我好崇拜你阿~                                      06/27 03:02
推 kiyasolong:K神再臨!                                             06/27 03:22
推 kinkijay:好久不見~~~幽默依舊XDDD                                06/27 08:20
推 STARKUO:k大必推                                                 06/27 10:11
推 willy520643:朝聖推                                              06/27 11:43
推 hsf0318:有神快拜!! 朝聖!!!                                      06/27 12:28
推 miracle1215:離家近這個梗不管看幾次都好好笑XDDDDDD               06/27 13:19
推 david01128:k大!!!!                                              06/27 14:35
推 tsaibing:K大我來晚了∼朝聖推!                                  06/27 16:00
推 ZZZZ0:娘子,快跟我出來看k大!                                   06/27 17:05
推 Refauth:這樣就放棄?生第二胎很重要啊!!                        06/27 17:11
推 a955061:K大好文必推                                             06/27 17:47
→ g1409:K大中肯真男人                                             06/27 18:03
推 willwei:都是甲上惺惺                                            06/27 19:43
推 BleachDeath:只能推了!!!                                      06/27 20:16
推 gjjack:我唱完了那首歌哪wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww                     06/27 21:26
推 gn01670782:K大!!!!!!                                            06/27 21:30
推 vm3mz:推k大!!!                                                  06/27 21:34
推 cccmar:是K大!!!!!!                                              06/27 22:26
推 t302850725:k大!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                               06/28 00:10
推 ha0118:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                          06/28 12:46
推 bwebwe:朝聖 K大觀念與我一樣 要就當好人或真小人 就是不作偽君子   06/28 13:05
推 DongRaeGu:日常大叔超好笑XD                                      06/28 13:47
→ DongRaeGu:野生的K大!!                                           06/28 13:48
推 sleepcc:朝聖!!!!                                                06/29 13:45
推 bask31101:朝聖!!                                                06/29 14:08
噓 yuiop0929:羨慕你的正義與單純                                    06/30 19:26
推 blackpink:推!                                                  07/01 01:29
推 relax9:相公快出來看k大                                          07/02 16:06
推 s310213:太晚了,朝聖!!!                                         07/03 01:34
推 tank159:哈哈                                                    07/04 02:47
推 seeladys:K大耶~~~~~~!!!                                         07/04 15:33
推 CHeagleeye:K大必推                                              07/05 03:17
推 ilyjj:中肯                                                      07/06 01:57
推 ioumaster:特地登入朝聖XDDDDDDD                                  07/08 21:26
推 schou:真中年男子才會改編你在他鄉而不是每天愛你多一些            07/08 22:03
推 iamchuan:K大文必朝聖!!                                          07/08 22:08
推 countD:朝聖~~~                                                  07/08 22:25
推 maplebang:推K大 ~ 要就當好人或真小人                            07/08 22:26
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