Why did their "makeup artist" choose such bright blush? Pageants are fodder for sex offenders, they're pedophiliac dreams, and all manner of grossness is going to happen at each and every one.
Continue Reading Below Atta girl, you're halfway there! We all talked about coming back, but with the acute awareness that this weekend would never happen again, and that we were bound by this unique experience.
I Visited a Nudist Resort — Here's What It Was Like
Burge was once attacked by an ex-boyfriend and disfigured, which triggered whatever mental illness she currently suffers that has convinced her that plastic surgery is the be all and end all in life.